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Postby tj » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:23 pm

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:shock: :shock:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:27 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rick » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:30 pm

Where'd you get my picture? :lol:
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Postby tj » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:35 pm

I really can't imagine the online profile describing this guy. Can anyone help me out? :D
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Postby Monker » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:45 pm

tj wrote:I really can't imagine the online profile describing this guy. Can anyone help me out? :D


Two words: Naked Santa.
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:47 pm

Monker wrote:
tj wrote:I really can't imagine the online profile describing this guy. Can anyone help me out? :D


Two words: Naked Santa.



:lol: :lol:
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Postby Shadowsong » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:49 pm

The human body
taken to it's extreme limits
morphed into obsenity
let's be nice & call him big

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Postby 7 Wishes » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:57 pm

Metabolically challenged IT professional SWM, entrepreneur, intellectually visceral, ISO F ages 18-99.
But around town, it was well known...when they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives
Would thrash them within inches of their lives!
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Postby scarygirl » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:01 pm

Michigan Girl wrote:
Monker wrote:
tj wrote:I really can't imagine the online profile describing this guy. Can anyone help me out? :D


Two words: Naked Santa.



:lol: :lol:


10 words: Jenny Craig & I'm gonna toss the tidy bowl now
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Postby piecesofeight » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:02 pm

:shock:

I could see this guy calling himself .. BABYBEAR ..



but it's ok to have OFFLINE affairs..? :P



Here's why men shouldn't go on blind dates..


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Far cry from this..


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Postby SteveForever » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:03 pm

~Are your arms as long as your heart is big around?~

(cause you'll need them to hug this pedo-bear) :evil:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:05 pm

I think I saw the woman in the first photo on the Krispy Kreme calander...Ms. May!!! :wink:
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Postby piecesofeight » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:09 pm

Michigan Girl wrote:I think I saw the woman in the first photo on the Krispy Kreme calander...Ms. May!!! :wink:


Wrong..it was April.. :P :P
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I STAND Corrected!!! :wink:
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Postby Just Mindy » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:12 pm

Is it just me, or does this thread bring back memories? :lol:
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Postby SteveForever » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:14 pm

Just Mindy wrote:Is it just me, or does this thread bring back memories? :lol:


I know right?
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Postby squirt1 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:16 pm

How about online and common sence?
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Postby Since 78 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:19 pm

piecesofeight wrote::shock:

I could see this guy calling himself .. BABYBEAR ..



but it's ok to have OFFLINE affairs..? :P



Here's why men shouldn't go on blind dates..


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Far cry from this..


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Been There :cry:
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Postby ebake02 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:49 pm

Good lord that's gross. :shock:
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Postby journeyMusic » Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:09 pm

Monker wrote:
tj wrote:I really can't imagine the online profile describing this guy. Can anyone help me out? :D


Two words: Naked Santa.


or nasty bastard! :shock:
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Postby NealIsGod » Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:32 pm

Just Mindy wrote:Is it just me, or does this thread bring back memories? :lol:


Yes, the good old days. :)
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Postby Babyblue » Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:46 pm

squirt1 wrote:How about online and common sence?


That is true.But how bout having fun.That is all it is for sum of us.heehee He did look like Santa.heehee
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Postby Natalie » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:23 am

His screen name is probably "Hottgirl25"-why MEN shouldn't have online affairs. :wink:
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Postby WIX » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:30 am

since that photo, I have lost about 20 lbs. Don't worry your hateful things do not bother me, I enjoy surfing naked. I did switch to a brown colored chair though. :oops:
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Postby Maui Tom » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:31 am

WIX wrote:since that photo, I have lost about 20 lbs. Don't worry your hateful things do not bother me, I enjoy surfing naked. I did switch to a brown colored chair though. :oops:


20?

Shaved the beard huh?
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Postby Voyager » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:04 am

piecesofeight wrote:Image


I'd be careful with that one. If she got mad at you she could get you in a cock-lock while you're having sex and make you cry uncle.

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Postby Voyager » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:06 am

piecesofeight wrote:Image


Somebody needs to tie a mattress to her back, kick her down the basement stairs, and leave her there for a month. Of course, they should toss her a few bottles of water each day to be humane.

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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:33 am

Rick wrote:Where'd you get my picture? :lol:


Aw, hell. Its not so much the Santa beard or the Harry Caray glasses...
...I just can't get going for a guy with breasts bigger than mine. Sorry, Rick. :cry:
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Postby Rick » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:39 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rick wrote:Where'd you get my picture? :lol:


Aw, hell. Its not so much the Santa beard or the Harry Caray glasses...
...I just can't get going for a guy with breasts bigger than mine. Sorry, Rick. :cry:


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Postby DrFU » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:46 am

WIX wrote:since that photo, I have lost about 20 lbs. Don't worry your hateful things do not bother me, I enjoy surfing naked. I did switch to a brown colored chair though. :oops:


Now I'm gonna picture Wix surfing naked every time he makes one of his insane-ass posts. :shock: :shock: :lol:
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