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OT: Texas bar sues church.

Postby Rick » Fri May 30, 2008 10:45 am

In a small Texas town, (Mt. Vernon) Drummond's bar began construction on a new building to increase their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up till the week before opening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground.

The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means. The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise in its reply to the court.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork. At the hearing he commented, "I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that does not.
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri May 30, 2008 10:50 am

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Postby (Crazy)Dulce Lady » Fri May 30, 2008 1:11 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote::lol:


hehe
lar, ever heard of Bless Your Heart restaurant?
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Postby Lula » Fri May 30, 2008 1:13 pm

wow :lol: :lol:
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri May 30, 2008 1:23 pm

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote::lol:


hehe
lar, ever heard of Bless Your Heart restaurant?


i sure have ,, i had to be on a serious date to open the wallet for that stuff.. please.. vegetarian sandwiches and blue chips... not only that .. butttttt.. they call your NAME to come to the middle and pick up your order..


"LARRY,,,uh .. like.. um.. LARRY...your like avacado sandwich, served with sprouts and tortilla chips is like um ready.. whatever an all......."

its right next to the main hospital that has a burger king inside..ugh!! chicks..


hope you dont own one.. 8) i will be your spokesman .. :D
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