OT: A-HOLE PATROL

[Natalie]

She called me in one day and said "I need to know what your relationship is with Dr. X."

The evil doctor from Operation Mindcrime? SWEET! Were you two really hitting it?



Man, in my work history, I've never seen childish departmental politics and backstabbing like I saw in the healthcare field -- nothing even close.

Hehe, I wasn't thinking when I said that. I was trying to protect his identity, maybe I should just refer to him as Dr. J--oh damn, that doesn't work either!!!

You are right about the childish politics in healthcare-there's a good reason there are so many TV shows based on hospital drama-it's not that far from reality!

[Natalie]

So, speaking of "A-HOLES" I just remembered something funny!

There was a girl at work that used to do our scheduling and often didn't think about what she was saying. We use an "A" to indicate a day shift and a "P" to indicate night shift. She would look at the schedule and when there were shifts that needed to be filled she would say "I have an A-hole here and P-hole here. Do you think you could fill my A-hole?" I told her that I refused to pick up any extra shifts as long as she referred to it as "filling an A-hole" or "filling a P-hole."

[Rip Rokken]

Hehe, I wasn't thinking when I said that. I was trying to protect his identity, maybe I should just refer to him as Dr. J--oh damn, that doesn't work either!!!

You are ducking the question... did you or didn't you?

[Natalie]

Hehe, I wasn't thinking when I said that. I was trying to protect his identity, maybe I should just refer to him as Dr. J--oh damn, that doesn't work either!!!

You are ducking the question... did you or didn't you?

Wouldn't you like to know??????????????????

[Rip Rokken]

So, speaking of "A-HOLES" I just remembered something funny!

There was a girl at work that used to do our scheduling and often didn't think about what she was saying. We use an "A" to indicate a day shift and a "P" to indicate night shift. She would look at the schedule and when there were shifts that needed to be filled she would say "I have an A-hole here and P-hole here. Do you think you could fill my A-hole?" I told her that I refused to pick up any extra shifts as long as she referred to it as "filling an A-hole" or "filling a P-hole."

!!! !!!

[T-Bone]

I was stuck in a slight traffic jam the other day. As usual, there always seems to be one person who doesn't think he should have to wait and can go around people on the right and then expect to be let back in when he needs. This black Lexus went zipping by everyone and and managed to get about 100 yards up and could go no further due to a bridge being too narrow to pass. Not one person would allow him to get back in. Traffic was moving slowly, and everyone stayed bumper to bumper and this asshole was stuck. 3 cars ahead of me, the Lexus prick lays on his horn and tries to bully his way into traffic. Next thing I know, I get the living shit scared out of me by a cop car rolling up on my right side and going to say hello to the Lexus prick. I hope he got himself a nice ticket out of that deal.... All I know is that I was pretty far ahead of that area in due time, and that Lexus was still back there with the cop and flashing lights behind him

[RedWingFan]

I was stuck in a slight traffic jam the other day. As usual, there always seems to be one person who doesn't think he should have to wait and can go around people on the right and then expect to be let back in when he needs. This black Lexus went zipping by everyone and and managed to get about 100 yards up and could go no further due to a bridge being too narrow to pass. Not one person would allow him to get back in. Traffic was moving slowly, and everyone stayed bumper to bumper and this asshole was stuck. 3 cars ahead of me, the Lexus prick lays on his horn and tries to bully his way into traffic. Next thing I know, I get the living shit scared out of me by a cop car rolling up on my right side and going to say hello to the Lexus prick. I hope he got himself a nice ticket out of that deal.... All I know is that I was pretty far ahead of that area in due time, and that Lexus was still back there with the cop and flashing lights behind him

Oh you're so lucky to have witnessed that. I don't know how many times that kind of stuff happens and there are no cops around.

[Rick]

I was stuck in a slight traffic jam the other day. As usual, there always seems to be one person who doesn't think he should have to wait and can go around people on the right and then expect to be let back in when he needs. This black Lexus went zipping by everyone and and managed to get about 100 yards up and could go no further due to a bridge being too narrow to pass. Not one person would allow him to get back in. Traffic was moving slowly, and everyone stayed bumper to bumper and this asshole was stuck. 3 cars ahead of me, the Lexus prick lays on his horn and tries to bully his way into traffic. Next thing I know, I get the living shit scared out of me by a cop car rolling up on my right side and going to say hello to the Lexus prick. I hope he got himself a nice ticket out of that deal.... All I know is that I was pretty far ahead of that area in due time, and that Lexus was still back there with the cop and flashing lights behind him

Oh you're so lucky to have witnessed that. I don't know how many times that kind of stuff happens and there are no cops around.

It happens here too. I did see a guy get busted once doing that shit though. It made my day.

[RedWingFan]

I was stuck in a slight traffic jam the other day. As usual, there always seems to be one person who doesn't think he should have to wait and can go around people on the right and then expect to be let back in when he needs. This black Lexus went zipping by everyone and and managed to get about 100 yards up and could go no further due to a bridge being too narrow to pass. Not one person would allow him to get back in. Traffic was moving slowly, and everyone stayed bumper to bumper and this asshole was stuck. 3 cars ahead of me, the Lexus prick lays on his horn and tries to bully his way into traffic. Next thing I know, I get the living shit scared out of me by a cop car rolling up on my right side and going to say hello to the Lexus prick. I hope he got himself a nice ticket out of that deal.... All I know is that I was pretty far ahead of that area in due time, and that Lexus was still back there with the cop and flashing lights behind him

Oh you're so lucky to have witnessed that. I don't know how many times that kind of stuff happens and there are no cops around.

It happens here too. I did see a guy get busted once doing that shit though. It made my day.

Years ago In a snowstorm there was one ass driving like said ass in an Escalade, weaving in and out of traffic. He blows past me kicking snow on my windshield. I thought, oh how I hope your ass spins out and into a ditch. A couple of miles later, there he was. I was laughing my ass off!!!!

[Natalie]

I was stuck in a slight traffic jam the other day. As usual, there always seems to be one person who doesn't think he should have to wait and can go around people on the right and then expect to be let back in when he needs. This black Lexus went zipping by everyone and and managed to get about 100 yards up and could go no further due to a bridge being too narrow to pass. Not one person would allow him to get back in. Traffic was moving slowly, and everyone stayed bumper to bumper and this asshole was stuck. 3 cars ahead of me, the Lexus prick lays on his horn and tries to bully his way into traffic. Next thing I know, I get the living shit scared out of me by a cop car rolling up on my right side and going to say hello to the Lexus prick. I hope he got himself a nice ticket out of that deal.... All I know is that I was pretty far ahead of that area in due time, and that Lexus was still back there with the cop and flashing lights behind him

Oh you're so lucky to have witnessed that. I don't know how many times that kind of stuff happens and there are no cops around.

It happens here too. I did see a guy get busted once doing that shit though. It made my day.

Years ago In a snowstorm there was one ass driving like said ass in an Escalade, weaving in and out of traffic. He blows past me kicking snow on my windshield. I thought, oh how I hope your ass spins out and into a ditch. A couple of miles later, there he was. I was laughing my ass off!!!!

Did you honk and wave as you went past?? I've done that before-it's great fun!!!

[RedWingFan]

I was stuck in a slight traffic jam the other day. As usual, there always seems to be one person who doesn't think he should have to wait and can go around people on the right and then expect to be let back in when he needs. This black Lexus went zipping by everyone and and managed to get about 100 yards up and could go no further due to a bridge being too narrow to pass. Not one person would allow him to get back in. Traffic was moving slowly, and everyone stayed bumper to bumper and this asshole was stuck. 3 cars ahead of me, the Lexus prick lays on his horn and tries to bully his way into traffic. Next thing I know, I get the living shit scared out of me by a cop car rolling up on my right side and going to say hello to the Lexus prick. I hope he got himself a nice ticket out of that deal.... All I know is that I was pretty far ahead of that area in due time, and that Lexus was still back there with the cop and flashing lights behind him

Oh you're so lucky to have witnessed that. I don't know how many times that kind of stuff happens and there are no cops around.

It happens here too. I did see a guy get busted once doing that shit though. It made my day.

Years ago In a snowstorm there was one ass driving like said ass in an Escalade, weaving in and out of traffic. He blows past me kicking snow on my windshield. I thought, oh how I hope your ass spins out and into a ditch. A couple of miles later, there he was. I was laughing my ass off!!!!

Did you honk and wave as you went past?? I've done that before-it's great fun!!!

No but I slowed down and made eye contact with him as I drove by.

[Rip Rokken]

I was stuck in a slight traffic jam the other day. As usual, there always seems to be one person who doesn't think he should have to wait and can go around people on the right and then expect to be let back in when he needs. This black Lexus went zipping by everyone and and managed to get about 100 yards up and could go no further due to a bridge being too narrow to pass. Not one person would allow him to get back in. Traffic was moving slowly, and everyone stayed bumper to bumper and this asshole was stuck. 3 cars ahead of me, the Lexus prick lays on his horn and tries to bully his way into traffic. Next thing I know, I get the living shit scared out of me by a cop car rolling up on my right side and going to say hello to the Lexus prick. I hope he got himself a nice ticket out of that deal.... All I know is that I was pretty far ahead of that area in due time, and that Lexus was still back there with the cop and flashing lights behind him

A black Lexus... yeah, that sounds about right!



That kinda stuff happens pretty often here, but there's always someone (not me) who shows mercy and lets them back in. This is the South, after all. I could only dream that the cops would cite any of these a-holes.

Now here's another for you -- you're in a lane that is being held up for some reason (traffic light, road construction, someone trying to make a left turn against impossible traffic to get into McDonald's, etc.), and the lane next to you is clear. You put on your blinker and start to turn, but the a-holes behind you gun their engines and keep leapfrogging past you until your window of opportunity is gone.

I consider myself a very defensive driver, and "defensive" these days has taken on more the connotation of "self-defense" these days. I'll never be an aggressive driver, but as our city gets more and more crowded, and traffic gets heavier, I've had to learn to be an assertive driver if I ever want to get someplace without being consistently cut off by rude a-holes on the road. I hate it, but sometimes you just have to take control and make some bolder maneuvers.

For the most part, I have one overriding rule -- keep my car as far away from other cars as possible, whether in traffic or in a parking lot. I'm very specific about how I park my car, even if it means walking a good bit further. And after 2 years, it still doesn't have a single scratch on it.

[bluejeangirl76]

As usual, there always seems to be one person who doesn't think he should have to wait and can go around people on the right and then expect to be let back in when he needs.

Best way to piss me off in traffic is to do that ^. Most people end up letting the asshole in to avoid an accident, etc., because there's never telling what these pricks might try to do. I am rarely, if ever, one of these people.

If you shoot around and ride the shoulder trying to muscle your way back in, I am not going to be nice about it. I'm not going to be a dick either but I AM going to be up close and personal with the bumper in front of me. You ain't special and where ever you have to be in such an enormous hurry is no more important than where I need to be. You should have left earlier.

[Rip Rokken]

As usual, there always seems to be one person who doesn't think he should have to wait and can go around people on the right and then expect to be let back in when he needs.

Best way to piss me off in traffic is to do that ^. Most people end up letting the asshole in to avoid an accident, etc., because there's never telling what these pricks might try to do. I am rarely, if ever, one of these people.

If you shoot around and ride the shoulder trying to muscle your way back in, I am not going to be nice about it. I'm not going to be a dick either but I AM going to be up close and personal with the bumper in front of me. You ain't special and where ever you have to be in such an enormous hurry is no more important than where I need to be. You should have left earlier.

Now I will admit this -- if I'm in a two-laner that is about to become a 1-laner, I will go as far as reasonably and safely possible before merging, because I see no need to be stuck needlessly behind a few dozen other cars (wihch by the law of statistics will contain noticeable percentages of 1) a-holes, 2) idiots and 3) idiot a-holes yik-yakking on their cell phones who take 10 seconds to realize the light has turned green, at which point they are the only ones who manage to get thru before it turns red again). Why suffer more than I need to? But once I'm merged, I stay merged.

[jrnychick]

I have to add a former boss of mine to the A-hole list. Prior to working for this company, I had spent my entire career in education with supportive bosses, then as a freelance writer/editor. I went to work for this company as a freelancer, and my boss courted me pretty hard to take a full-time position. I took the job because I was allowed to work from home 2x a week. I was not willing to put my young child in daycare, and I was able to arrange family care on the other days. The editorial dept. was growing at the time, so all of us were busting our butts to keep up with the workload and make our clients happy. My boss would freak out if she walked out of her office and saw people talking about something unrelated to work. And I mean yell at the people so the entire office could hear. The editorial dept. had a different dress code from the rest of the company. Production and Design people would be walking around in jeans and t-shirts, and we had to dress a minimum of business casual. This boss would also put us all in a catch-22. If we solved a problem without running it by her, she would berate us for not doing something her way and not notifying her. If we asked for her help in solving a problem, she told us to handle it ourselves. More than once she told me that I "was a big girl" and could handle the problem. In addition to being insulting, the comment told me that I was screwed no matter what I did. She also made comments like, "this is a business, not a playgroup." I think deep down she was really pissed that I put my kid before my career. The final straw was when I went to her with a huge concern I had about a project that I was managing. She acted all appreciative that I told her, and just told me to do the best I could. I told her at that time that I was considering quitting over this issue. She assured me that things would work out. A week later during the weekly conference call with the client, the client brought up the exact same issue that I had expressed. DURING the call, in front of the client and my coworkers, my boss berated me for not notifying her of the problem and demanded that I explain what was going to be done to solve the problem. I didn't know what to say. Everyone else knew what a b*tch this woman was (everyone got the same treatment I did), so the room was silent. I quickly just said something about working on a plan to make sure everything got done on schedule. I had to drive home to get something I forgot during lunch after that meeting, and I seriously considered just not going back at all. Instead I called my husband from the car and just complained about how I didn't need that crap! I stayed on until that big nightmare project ended, but I quit shortly after that. Most of the people in the department when I was there eventually left as well.

[bluejeangirl76]

As usual, there always seems to be one person who doesn't think he should have to wait and can go around people on the right and then expect to be let back in when he needs.

If you shoot around and ride the shoulder trying to muscle your way back in, I am not going to be nice about it. I'm not going to be a dick either but I AM going to be up close and personal with the bumper in front of me. You ain't special and where ever you have to be in such an enormous hurry is no more important than where I need to be. You should have left earlier.

Now I will admit this -- if I'm in a two-laner that is about to become a 1-laner, I will go as far as reasonably and safely possible before merging,

Yeah, I do that too. But when we're talking about people who move into something that's not a lane to begin with, like riding the shoulder, etc., that's where I draw the line. Merging lanes are one thing - MERGING is allowed, that's why they make them pretty yellow signs. Being a creep and riding the shoulder/bike lane/bus lane/ parking lane/other lane you aren't supposed to be in is just douchey.

[Rip Rokken]

The final straw was when I went to her with a huge concern I had about a project that I was managing. She acted all appreciative that I told her, and just told me to do the best I could. I told her at that time that I was considering quitting over this issue. She assured me that things would work out. A week later during the weekly conference call with the client, the client brought up the exact same issue that I had expressed. DURING the call, in front of the client and my coworkers, my boss berated me for not notifying her of the problem and demanded that I explain what was going to be done to solve the problem.

What an A-hole!!! I tell ya, my dream career would be to follow these people around and find little ways to make their lives miserable in return for all the misery they give to others -- and get paid well for it!

Ok, have we now outed all the world's a-holes yet, or might we have missed a few?

[Rip Rokken]

Time for a new episode! But first, a little backstory... We have at least one unconscionable individual at our company who enjoys regularly destroying the men's room, and who after numerous e-mail pleas to the entire staff, refuses to apologize or cease his vile covert activities. It's become commonplace to walk into the bathroom to find a disgusting scene awaiting you in the toilet bowl -- floating or sunken debris, excessive spatter, etc. This is a person who takes real pride in his work, and has even moved on to sabotage the ladies' room occasionally. It was so bad that a year ago, I finally threatened to launch a new branch of forensic science called "Sh*t Ballistics", which sought to, thru the study of bowl streakage and spatter for factors such as force and trajectory, match the residue to the a-hole it came from. The threats went unhailed...

So a year later, we've expanded our office, and there is a single bathroom on the new side as well. And this individual has taken to doing his damage there, too, prompting another company-wide e-mail from a worker on that side for people to quit tearing up the bathroom and show some courtesy. I of course jumped in immediately, with some helpful tips such as checking the bowl after the first flush to ensure everything went down ok, and giving it a 2nd flush if needed. Again, our appeals went unheeded. The very next day I walked in there to find a freshly-streaked bowl, and noticed an inch of toilet paper peeking out from beneath the lid. I reached down carefully to pull it away, and to my utter horror discovered it had been stuck to the bottom of the lid with a quarter-sized patch of dookie! GROSS!!!! How the hell does that happen accidentally?

Another round of e-mails to the staff, again with no apology or admission on the part of the guilty party. I'm about to take things to the next level... I think we pretty much know who is doing this, and he's one negative individual (who also happens to be a friend of mine, though his negativity has driven a wedge between us over the past year). He fits the profile, and is a known serial workplace sh**ter... I'm looking for some prank to pull to teach him a lesson. Ideas? I know we have some creative people here...

[Rick]

Time for a new episode! But first, a little backstory... We have at least one unconscionable individual at our company who enjoys regularly destroying the men's room, and who after numerous e-mail pleas to the entire staff, refuses to apologize or cease his vile covert activities. It's become commonplace to walk into the bathroom to find a disgusting scene awaiting you in the toilet bowl -- floating or sunken debris, excessive spatter, etc. This is a person who takes real pride in his work, and has even moved on to sabotage the ladies' room occasionally. It was so bad that a year ago, I finally threatened to launch a new branch of forensic science called "Sh*t Ballistics", which sought to, thru the study of bowl streakage and spatter for factors such as force and trajectory, match the residue to the a-hole it came from. The threats went unhailed...

So a year later, we've expanded our office, and there is a single bathroom on the new side as well. And this individual has taken to doing his damage there, too, prompting another company-wide e-mail from a worker on that side for people to quit tearing up the bathroom and show some courtesy. I of course jumped in immediately, with some helpful tips such as checking the bowl after the first flush to ensure everything went down ok, and giving it a 2nd flush if needed. Again, our appeals went unheeded. The very next day I walked in there to find a freshly-streaked bowl, and noticed an inch of toilet paper peeking out from beneath the lid. I reached down carefully to pull it away, and to my utter horror discovered it had been stuck to the bottom of the lid with a quarter-sized patch of dookie! GROSS!!!! How the hell does that happen accidentally?

Another round of e-mails to the staff, again with no apology or admission on the part of the guilty party. I'm about to take things to the next level... I think we pretty much know who is doing this, and he's one negative individual (who also happens to be a friend of mine, though his negativity has driven a wedge between us over the past year). He fits the profile, and is a known serial workplace sh**ter... I'm looking for some prank to pull to teach him a lesson. Ideas? I know we have some creative people here...

Take a shit in his car.

[Rip Rokken]

Take a shit in his car.

The Bowl Games are about to be on! What about something that can be rubbed on the seat which will cause him to itch really bad or break out in a rash?

[Rick]

Take a shit in his car.

The Bowl Games are about to be on! What about something that can be rubbed on the seat which will cause him to itch really bad or break out in a rash?

THAT would be perfect. Don't they have stuff like that in a few mall shops?

[AlteredDNA]

Take a shit in his car.

The Bowl Games are about to be on! What about something that can be rubbed on the seat which will cause him to itch really bad or break out in a rash?

There was someone like this at my former job. We called him the "Mad Crapper"...

[Rip Rokken]

The Bowl Games are about to be on! What about something that can be rubbed on the seat which will cause him to itch really bad or break out in a rash?

THAT would be perfect. Don't they have stuff like that in a few mall shops?

Like Spencer's Gifts? I haven't seen anything specific, but we have to be careful because there are other people who are workplace crappers, too, but I think they at least obey the rules. Maybe I shouldn't care... they are all animals from my point of view. Our bathrooms are small 1-person deals, and all located really close to the cubicles. Any time one of those doors opens after someone's taken a nasty dump, it fills the hallway. Beasts! I remember when we first moved into our office, the men's room vented right out over the reception desk, and she got gagged each time someone took a dump... LOL! We literally had to have an A/C guy reroute the vent, though I thought it was funny just the way it was... I'm shielded either way, because I have a private office. Seniority has its benefits!

[Rick]

The Bowl Games are about to be on! What about something that can be rubbed on the seat which will cause him to itch really bad or break out in a rash?

THAT would be perfect. Don't they have stuff like that in a few mall shops?

Like Spencer's Gifts? I haven't seen anything specific, but we have to be careful because there are other people who are workplace crappers, too, but I think they at least obey the rules. Maybe I shouldn't care... they are all animals from my point of view. Our bathrooms are small 1-person deals, and all located really close to the cubicles. Any time one of those doors opens after someone's taken a nasty dump, it fills the hallway. Beasts! I remember when we first moved into our office, the men's room vented right out over the reception desk, and she got gagged each time someone took a dump... LOL! We literally had to have an A/C guy reroute the vent, though I thought it was funny just the way it was... I'm shielded either way, because I have a private office. Seniority has its benefits!

You would think that with the hoodlums, hooligans, ne'erdowells, thugs and ruffians I work with that we would have something like that going on, but I haven't seen anything like that in years.

We used to have people making dry ice bombs. They would take an Avion water bottle or the like and put dry ice in it, add a little water and the cap, and in about 20 seconds, it's BOOOM!! All that stuff stopped after 9/11.

[Rip Rokken]

Here's a funny (I think) example of a toilet prank gone wrong:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9911744/

Now, this might actually be a good idea:

http://www.prankplace.com/revengetp.htm

[Natalie]

OK, I just got home from working a night shift and I often suffer from loose associations and flight of ideas when I am sleep deprived but I thought of this thread as I was trying to keep myself awake all night long...

I work with a physician that goes running everyday on his lunch break, when he finishes his run he comes up to the physicians lounge (which they share with the nurses), showers and goes back to work. Most days there are nurses having lunch in there when he comes in to shower-we just tolerate it.

Well, last week after his run and shower, my friend went into the bathroom and on the hook next to the shower, there was a t-shirt, on top of that a pair of black running shorts and on top of it all......a pair of boxer briefs. We knew exactly who the clothes belonged to and also knew that he had gone home hours ago. We decided that this was way too good to pass up so, we made a sign and hung it above the sweaty workout clothes that read:

****NEW LAUNDRY SERVICE TO BE OFFERED****

The hospital has always provided freshly laundered scrubs for the employees and physicians. We are pleased to announce an expansion of our services to include personal laundry service. If you would like to take advantage of the personal laundry service, please leave your drawers in a conspicuous location and leave a very large donation in the envelope below. Your clothes will be cleaned, folded and returned to you in a timely manner.

We appreciate your patronage.

Then we hung an envelope below the sign labeled "laundry donations."

It rained for the next two days so he didn't go running and it took him two days to find it. I'm sure some would think this was rude (yeah, it probably was) but he has a very long history of just leaving his clothes around and expecting the nurses to pick up after him....he had it coming!!!

[finalfight]

Take a shit in his car.

The Bowl Games are about to be on! What about something that can be rubbed on the seat which will cause him to itch really bad or break out in a rash?

Rip,

Either put cling film over the bowl so he messes himself or sprinkle some fibre glass (the loft insulation type) over the seat - or both! He won't be able to see either and will be itching and a stinkin' for a day or so! That should teach this grotty individual. I bet he doesn't wash his hands afterward either...gross!

[jrnychick]

Time for a new episode! But first, a little backstory... We have at least one unconscionable individual at our company who enjoys regularly destroying the men's room, and who after numerous e-mail pleas to the entire staff, refuses to apologize or cease his vile covert activities. It's become commonplace to walk into the bathroom to find a disgusting scene awaiting you in the toilet bowl -- floating or sunken debris, excessive spatter, etc. This is a person who takes real pride in his work, and has even moved on to sabotage the ladies' room occasionally. It was so bad that a year ago, I finally threatened to launch a new branch of forensic science called "Sh*t Ballistics", which sought to, thru the study of bowl streakage and spatter for factors such as force and trajectory, match the residue to the a-hole it came from. The threats went unhailed...

So a year later, we've expanded our office, and there is a single bathroom on the new side as well. And this individual has taken to doing his damage there, too, prompting another company-wide e-mail from a worker on that side for people to quit tearing up the bathroom and show some courtesy. I of course jumped in immediately, with some helpful tips such as checking the bowl after the first flush to ensure everything went down ok, and giving it a 2nd flush if needed. Again, our appeals went unheeded. The very next day I walked in there to find a freshly-streaked bowl, and noticed an inch of toilet paper peeking out from beneath the lid. I reached down carefully to pull it away, and to my utter horror discovered it had been stuck to the bottom of the lid with a quarter-sized patch of dookie! GROSS!!!! How the hell does that happen accidentally?

Another round of e-mails to the staff, again with no apology or admission on the part of the guilty party. I'm about to take things to the next level... I think we pretty much know who is doing this, and he's one negative individual (who also happens to be a friend of mine, though his negativity has driven a wedge between us over the past year). He fits the profile, and is a known serial workplace sh**ter... I'm looking for some prank to pull to teach him a lesson. Ideas? I know we have some creative people here...

Oh dear God. I would never be able to use the bathroom at work again. That is so freaking disgusting!

[jrnychick]

I completely forgot about this one until a few days ago. I just had to share! Last October, we went to a local nursery to get pumpkins and do the usual fall fun activities (hay ride, etc) with our daughter. This place is really popular so the parking area was jammed. When we were leaving, we followed the signs directing us out of the lot. There were lots of other cars leaving at the same time, so cars were bumper to bumper. In the last row getting to the exit. there was a section of cars that were parallel parked. One car was parallel parked facing the wrong direction. It was an adult couple with a young child in the back seat. We were sitting in the traffic waiting for the car in front of us to be able to move so we could keep going. The driver of this car was trying to make a 47-point turn to face the other direction and pull out in front of me. NOW, if they would have motioned to ask me to let them in, I probably would have. However, they just kept trying to inch their way in front of me. I wouldn't let them in. I guess they got in right behind me, and we both turned on to the main road going in the same direction.

Of course they pulled up right beside me and started SCREAMING obsenities out the window at me. Not wanting to do the same in front of our own child, my husband and I smiled and flipped them the bird. That really made the woman get irate. She continued her rant and was yelling that I was an f-ing c*nt, etc. As we were stopped at a light, I was a bit worried that she was going to get out of her car but that didn't happen. I rolled up the windows and locked the doors. After a couple of minutes we turned and they continued straight, so nothing else happened. I fuming on the inside, but I was glad I didn't make a complete ass out of myself in front of my kid.

[SteveForever]

I completely forgot about this one until a few days ago. I just had to share! Last October, we went to a local nursery to get pumpkins and do the usual fall fun activities (hay ride, etc) with our daughter. This place is really popular so the parking area was jammed. When we were leaving, we followed the signs directing us out of the lot. There were lots of other cars leaving at the same time, so cars were bumper to bumper. In the last row getting to the exit. there was a section of cars that were parallel parked. One car was parallel parked facing the wrong direction. It was an adult couple with a young child in the back seat. We were sitting in the traffic waiting for the car in front of us to be able to move so we could keep going. The driver of this car was trying to make a 47-point turn to face the other direction and pull out in front of me. NOW, if they would have motioned to ask me to let them in, I probably would have. However, they just kept trying to inch their way in front of me. I wouldn't let them in. I guess they got in right behind me, and we both turned on to the main road going in the same direction.

Of course they pulled up right beside me and started SCREAMING obsenities out the window at me. Not wanting to do the same in front of our own child, my husband and I smiled and flipped them the bird. That really made the woman get irate. She continued her rant and was yelling that I was an f-ing c*nt, etc. As we were stopped at a light, I was a bit worried that she was going to get out of her car but that didn't happen. I rolled up the windows and locked the doors. After a couple of minutes we turned and they continued straight, so nothing else happened. I fuming on the inside, but I was glad I didn't make a complete ass out of myself in front of my kid.

hold your phone up like it has a camera in it even if it doesn't and act like you are snapping pics, I did this to
a freak that told me off in a parking lot because I sat there a moment with my car idling in the 100 degree weather! he said I was ruining the environment by idling, nut ball!