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Postby onestilllearning » Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:08 am

What if Styx never made it what occupation would they likely be in????????

Tommy Rodeo Clown

Dennis Music teacher

JY Truck driver

Lawrence Piano tuner

Chuck Hair dresser

Glen Singing waiter
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Postby I Stumble In » Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:00 am

Tommy - Owner of a Yoga Center / Juice Bar
DDY - Playing Piano at "The Redhead" in Chicago
JY - Clerk at a Head Shop
Chuck - Priest
Lawrence - Toll Booth attendant at the border
Glen - Maintenance at Three Mile Island
Todd - Drummer for a larger / more successful band
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Postby yogi » Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:48 am

Ricky-Mime

Tommy- Tommy and his wife will open up 'Shaw Clips', a full service Barber Shop. Note: Their shop will only be open between the hours of (4-6pm) after Tommy's wife gets home from school, and before her bedtime. Since Tommy's wife has been staying out of detention this year the shops hours have stayed pretty consistent. You can also purchase Kool Aid, and coffee here, and be prepared for when you leave their shop you will have just received the GREATEST haircut EVER!!

Glen- Undercover narcotics officer at the same high school Tommy's wife attends.

JY- William Tell Carnival Performer- puts apple on top of head.

Todd- Website Model

Dennis- Starving Playwright

Chuck- Carrot Top Impersonator

Lawerence- Lead Singer, and Keyboard Player for STYX
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Postby DeeJaySTYX » Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:19 pm

Tommy- Senator from Alabama..

J.Y.- Senator from Illinois..

D.D.Y.- Broadway Stage Director..

Chuck- Aids research spokesman..

Lawerence- Piano instructor..

Glen- hired singing birthday party clown..

Todd- Drummer For a more successful band(Note that i agree with stumble on this one 8) )..


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Postby styxdudebrandon » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:24 pm

Tommy - He would learn to speak French real good and be a translator

J.Y -Drug Dealer

D.D.Y - Very Unsuccesfull Comedian

Chuck - In a Village People tribute band

Larry - Radio Talk Show host

Glen - Roadie for Green Day

Todd - Selling Hot Dogs outside of a Train station
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Postby styxfanNH » Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:02 pm

styxdudebrandon wrote:Tommy - He would learn to speak French real good and be a translator

J.Y -Drug Dealer

D.D.Y - Very Unsuccesfull Comedian

Chuck - In a Village People tribute band

Larry - Radio Talk Show host

Glen - Roadie for Green Day

Todd - Selling Hot Dogs outside of a Train station


Dude,

If you are going to trash others for trashing Styx through JY's words and actions, why the hell would you say he would be a drug dealer? Tommy speak French "real good" - horrible english, but expected of our generation, and Todd a hotdog vendor....come on.
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Postby Zan » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:04 am

styxfanNH wrote:
styxdudebrandon wrote:Tommy - He would learn to speak French real good and be a translator

J.Y -Drug Dealer

D.D.Y - Very Unsuccesfull Comedian

Chuck - In a Village People tribute band

Larry - Radio Talk Show host

Glen - Roadie for Green Day

Todd - Selling Hot Dogs outside of a Train station


Dude,

If you are going to trash others for trashing Styx through JY's words and actions, why the hell would you say he would be a drug dealer? Tommy speak French "real good" - horrible english, but expected of our generation, and Todd a hotdog vendor....come on.



Todd would LOVE to be a hot dog vendor, especially in Chicago! Are YOU kidding? He's written several notes ABOUT hot dogs, in fact. I honestly don't get the drug dealer thing at all. Tommy was always the one who got those jokes, and it seems to have moved on to JY this past year for some stupid reason.

Tommy - Holistic medicine doctor

JY - Philosopher

DDY - Evangelist

Chuck - Social worker

Gowan - Game show host (it's the vest)

Todd - Professional hot dog taster or one of those speed-eaters (better?)

Glen - I can't imagine what this man would do if he didn't have musical talent!...Um, I'd have to say he's be in the movie business, perhaps a director or script writer.

Ricky - Renaissance Faire vendor selling leather armour and puffy shirts.
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Postby Ash » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:23 am

Zan wrote:Ricky - Renaissance Faire vendor selling leather armour and puffy shirts.[/color][/b]


ROFLMAO

He does look like the kinda person (from the pictures I've seen) to do this... kinda like an extra in "Lord of the Rings"
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Postby Queenie » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:36 am

Gowan would be a professional hockey player.

Glen would be involved in the creative arts (movies or painting).

JY would be a teacher.

Ricky would be involved in professional motor sports.

Tommy would be a photo journalist.

Todd would be a food critic for a popular magazine.

Chuck would be a Wall Street wizard.

Dennis would be broadway director.


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Postby Zan » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:37 am

Queenie wrote:Gowan would be a professional hockey player.

Glen would be involved in the creative arts (movies or painting).

JY would be a teacher.

Ricky would be involved in professional motor sports.

Tommy would be a photo journalist.

Todd would be a food critic for a popular magazine.

Chuck would be a Wall Street wizard.

Dennis would be broadway director.


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Postby stmonkeys » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:06 am

Zan wrote:
Queenie wrote:Gowan would be a professional hockey player.

Glen would be involved in the creative arts (movies or painting).

JY would be a teacher.

Ricky would be involved in professional motor sports.

Tommy would be a photo journalist.

Todd would be a food critic for a popular magazine.

Chuck would be a Wall Street wizard.

Dennis would be broadway director.


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Postby Abitaman » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:07 am

DDY-music teacher
Tommy-counselor
JY-science teacher
Chuck-hot dog vendor
Todd-Journey drummer
Larry-builder of the moving keyboards
Glen-Hollywood music man (films)
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Postby brywool » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:02 pm

Dennis- Depends Adult Diaper spokesperson.
Tommy (without beard)- Life Size Barbie with Life Like Hair doll
James Young- Used Car Salesman
Chuck- waiter
John- Hockey Player
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Postby bugsymalone » Mon Jan 01, 2007 2:07 am

Had these guys never had a music career:

John P. - Waiter
John C. - Waiter
Todd - Waiter
Ricky - Waiter (Fired as short order cook over hairnet issues)
Chuck P. - Waiter and part-time gym manager
Lawrence - Circus performer using spinning objects........and probably a waiter.
Glen - Sheet music sales. Waiter
Tommy - Bowling alley rental shoes guy. Waiter
JY - Cabbie, Waiter, Rocket Scientist, Waiter, Cabbie
Dennis -Still working at the Paradise Theater, despite the fact it has been closed for 35 years.

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Postby Abitaman » Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:02 am

bugsymalone wrote:Dennis -Still working at the Paradise Theater,

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aren't they all :D
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Postby LordofDaRing » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:28 pm

Dennis - 3rd base coach White Sox
JY - Staff writer for Howard Dean
Glen - Struggling musician on Bourbon Street
Chuck - Fashion Designer
John P - Manager of Professional Wrestler
Ricki - Replacement actor for Cousin It in new Adams Family TV show
Tommy - Bowling Alley Manager
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