OT - Funniest moments in a movie or tv show

[LordofDaRing]

In no particluar order:

Porky's - Scene in principal's office (That takiwacker had a mole on it). The actors deserve an ocscar for just getting through the scene.
Ferris Bueller - What did you kick me for? Where's your head (question/answer repeated several times)
Vacation - Chevy Chase running acrosst he desert and the Indian commenting to the other "What an Asshole"
Animal House - Pick your scene, my favorite is the horse in Dean Wormer's office.
Its a Mad World - Again pick your scene, Ethel Merman slipping on the bannana peel at the end is great.
Sinefeld - Many favorites here, How bout Kramer throwing his money on the table after only being out of the room for a minute to announce he is out of the "contest"
Arthur - Sir John Gielgood (sp?) telling Liza Minella that normally one would have to go to a bowling alley to meet a woman with her class
Cheers - the thanksgiving show food fight
All in the Family - An episode where Archie and Meathead each remember their own versions of two repairmen coming to fix the refrigerator
King of the Hill - the one where they burn down the firehouse and each character has his own version of what happened
The Simpsons - Many again, the episode where Homer gains weight to stay at home and buys the Moo Moo, because he doesn't want to look stupid.
The three stooges - "A plumbing we will go". Curly finding the elecrical wires in the "pipe" and telling Moe. "Get em out of there knumbscull". Later when
water is coming out of the stove, lighting, etc the cook says "This house sure gone crazy"

[NealIsGod]

Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein - too many to list. The payoff from one of my favorite scenes: "Seda-give?"

Steve Martin in The Jerk:
Navin: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you.
Marie: Kind of
Navin: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet.
Navin: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him?
Marie: Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
Navin: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.
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[styxfansite]

Down Periscope
Rear Admiral Yancy Graham: Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.


Seaman Nitro 'Mike': Cool! Did we hit an iceberg?
"Sonar" Lovacelli: Off the coast of Virginia?

Out to Sea
[after seeing their cabin]
Herb: Cozy? A good fart will give you a concussion!

Tommy Boy
Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
[chuckles until he sees that Ted is not laughing too]
Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
Mr. Brady, Customer: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.
Tommy: No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Richard: [embarrassed] Wow.

[LordofDaRing]

Yeah I forgot about the Jerk, just picturing him on the porch trying to dance is awesome. Also "shithead attack"

[DeeJaySTYX]

Hey, Smails, thousand bucks says you miss that putt!!

[Abitaman]

"We thought you was a toad"
from Brother Were Art Thou

Just about the whole movie was a laugh riot.

[DarrenUK]

Hardy ..... Did you get a doctor to come and see me
Laural ..... Yes the best in town, he will be here in a minute

Barking outside as van pulls up ...

Hardy ..... Why did you get a vetinarian ?
Laural ..... Well I didnt think his religion would make a difference ....

Scene from Sons Of The Desert

[LordofDaRing]

"Dad I got straigth "C's" last semester"
"A, B, C, You're in the top 3 of your class"

"Hey teach, give me a call when you got no class"

"Oh so we have a Mr. Helper here"

[styxfansite]

Oceans 11
Rusty: [on Danny walking out of prison in a loosened black-tie suit] I hope you were the Groom.
Danny: [on Rusty's attire for picking him up from prison] Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back

[Real rock fan]

Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein - too many to list. The payoff from one of my favorite scenes: "Seda-give?"

Steve Martin in The Jerk:
Navin: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you.
Marie: Kind of
Navin: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet.
Navin: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him?
Marie: Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
Navin: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.
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Classic

[LordofDaRing]

"Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son"

"Mr. Blutaski...zero point zero"

I think it is a Jackie Chan movie where he is sitting at the bar saying "Shushi, oh yes eat Shushi all the time" and the redneck says "Susie, thats my girlfriend"

Joe Pesci - "Am I some kind of clown, do I amuse you" (good fellows)

[Rockwriter]

Lots of stuff from Spinal Tap, but one of my faves still has to be " It's a two-word review that simply says 'Shit Sandwich'". LOL. Or how about,"You can't really dust for vomit." Or "He died in a bizarre gardening accident." Or "That's called 'Lick My Love Pump'." LOL, some of the greatest lines ever in that movie.


Sterling