President Barack Obama - Term 1 and 2 Thread

by **Ehwmatt** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:03 pm

This thread is pretty funny while I'm drunk, aint gonna lie

by **7 Wishes** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:37 pm

Barb wrote:EDIT: I LOL'd at that comment, not at you naked.

Women have thrown $20 bills at me, begging me to "put it back on" in between fits of laughter.

by **RedWingFan** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:12 am

Some hilarious stuff here!!! :lol:

http://www.redstate.com/absentee/2009/0 ... t-me-baby/

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:18 am

Aww, nothing like a 63% approval rating.

by **Deacon** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:05 am

Rockindeano wrote:Aww, nothing like a 63% approval rating.

George Bush was saying the something close to that at the beginning of his presidency, too. :lol:

by **Deacon** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:03 am

Fact Finder wrote:Another O nomination....another tax cheat...this is almost getting funny now..

WASHINGTON (AP) — Health and Human Services nominee Kathleen Sebelius has corrected three years of tax returns and paid more than $7,000 in back taxes after finding “unintentional errors” — the latest tax troubles for an Obama administration nominee.

They're all "unintentional errors." It's simply the matter of whether or not they're telling you the truth about their unintentional status.

by **artist4perry** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:58 am

Fact Finder wrote:Holy Batshit.....

US President Barack Obama (3rd L) bows to Saudi Arabia King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud (2nd R) as French President Nicolas Sarkozy (3rd R) and South Korean President Lee Myung -Bak (L) look on

Unreal!!!!

Hi FF we have been missing you!

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:20 am

Fact Finder wrote:Holy Batshit.....

US President Barack Obama (3rd L) bows to Saudi Arabia King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud (2nd R) as French President Nicolas Sarkozy (3rd R) and South Korean President Lee Myung -Bak (L) look on

Unreal!!!!

What an uncouth bastard.
At the very least he could've held hands with the Sheik and taken him on a romantic stroll through the White House Lawn before making a squadron charge for his dick.

Followed up with some soft kisses, natch.

And if he's lucky, maybe even a little sword play.

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:38 am

artist4perry wrote:
Hi FF we have been missing you!

We have? He doesn't make any valid points at all, and posts bogus polls. He claims Obama has as many dissenters as supporters. That's funny, last poll I saw was Obama at 63%. Hmm. Well, I have come to expect that from a republican.

And bowing? What's wrong with that? International custom I would think. You know, not all Arabs are bad folks. Jesus, do us all and yourself a favour, and go to school. You embarrass yourself to new heights daily.

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:40 am

Fact Finder wrote:
That's sweet, been a bit busy paying a few other peoples mortgages.

That's his job. You know, fixing the mess your guy got us into. You may want to shut your hole, he may have to pay yours real quick as well; but I'm sure being the fiscal conservative you are, you will reject the government aid if offered to you. LOL, I love the GOP governors refusing aid. I am sure that will go over real well in the upcoming mid terms. LOL, and they get closer and closer to extinction. Hahahahahahaa

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:57 am

Fact Finder wrote:Fucker ain't paying my mortgage ever. Believe you me. I've got a new bid on a house right now. Have your recession, I've got better things to do and O ain't helping.

President Obama is restoring America to a respected state in the world. Look at every foreign leader- they even have hope and optimism now.

I know you and the Cons don't believe this, but I'll say it anyway- "Americas' strengths are it's allies." Perhaps with dignity, honesty and intellect, we can regain some of the recently lost ones.

You sound extra bitter. Obama must be succeeding at something. This is hysterical watching the Cons lose it.

by **separate_wayz** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:04 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:
That's sweet, been a bit busy paying a few other peoples mortgages.

That's his job. You know, fixing the mess your guy got us into. You may want to shut your hole, he may have to pay yours real quick as well; but I'm sure being the fiscal conservative you are, you will reject the government aid if offered to you. LOL, I love the GOP governors refusing aid. I am sure that will go over real well in the upcoming mid terms. LOL, and they get closer and closer to extinction. Hahahahahahaa

Closer to extinction ..... Chris Dodd (D-Ct.).

Apparently, voters in Connecticut, when assigning blame for the Wall Street fiasco largely blame .... him.

http://www.quinnipiac.edu/x1296.xml?ReleaseID=1283

A new Quinnipiac poll in Connecticut finds Sen. Chris Dodd (D) trailing three potential Republican challengers, including former Rep. Rob Simmons, who leads Dodd by 16 points (March 26-31, 1181 RV, MoE +/- 2.9%). Just 58% of Democrats back Dodd against Simmons, while Simmons wins the support of 87% of Republicans.

Dodd faces dismal approval ratings: 33% approve and 58% disapprove of Dodd's handling of his job. Plus, a quarter of voters say Dodd is most to blame for the AIG bonuses.

“A 33 percent job approval is unheard of for a 30-year incumbent, especially a Democrat in a blue state," said Quinnipiac pollster Doug Schwartz. "Sen. Christopher Dodd's numbers among Democrats are especially devastating."

Other Republicans tested against Dodd include State Sen. Sam Caligiuri and former ambassador Tom Foley.

Simmons 50 (+7 vs. last poll, March 10)
Dodd 34 (- 8 )
Und 12

Caligiuri 41 (+7 vs. last poll, March 10)
Dodd 37 (-10)
Und 18

Foley 43
Dodd 35
Und 21

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:10 am

That's one guy, and I agree with everything the voters say. Dodd fucked up and deserves the heat. However, CT voters would be fools to not re-elect him. He wields a lot of power, but o well.

by **Deacon** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:12 am

I haven't liked Dodd for quite some time.

by **Barb** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:36 am

Fact Finder wrote:Holy Batshit.....

US President Barack Obama (3rd L) bows to Saudi Arabia King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud (2nd R) as French President Nicolas Sarkozy (3rd R) and South Korean President Lee Myung -Bak (L) look on

Unreal!!!!

An American President, BOWING to an Arab King. Good God in Heaven, this man is a fucking moron!

by **Deacon** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:38 am

I wouldn't say moron because the man is incredibly intelligent. I will say that it wasn't his most media-savvy move.

by **Barb** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:42 am

Deacon wrote:I wouldn't say moron because the man is incredibly intelligent. I will say that it wasn't his most media-savvy move.

He sure makes a lot of blunders for a guy who is supposed to be so smart. :roll:

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:43 am

Barb wrote:
An American President, BOWING to an Arab King. Good God in Heaven, this man is a fucking moron!

Who's the moron Barb? The White House has a manual on what to do and not do with regard to International customs. Perhaps the bow is formal and correct. Perhaps the 6'3" Obama is bending over to kiss his hand? I feel for you, I really do, it's embarrassing being an out of power republican with no light for the immediate future, but you guys take the cake with your stupidity and desperation.

by **Deacon** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:43 am

I didn't say he had any sense about him most of the time. :lol:

by **Barb** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:47 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Barb wrote:
An American President, BOWING to an Arab King. Good God in Heaven, this man is a fucking moron!

Who's the moron Barb? The White House has a manual on what to do and not do with regard to International customs. Perhaps the bow is formal and correct. Perhaps the 6'3" Obama is bending over to kiss his hand? I feel for you, I really do, it's embarrassing being an out of power republican with no light for the immediate future, but you guys take the cake with your stupidity and desperation.

Before you call me stupid and desperate, why don't YOU look up the protocol? The American President does NOT BOW to another World Leader! The only exception is Japan, out of respect, but the POTUS must not bow lower than the Japanese leader. Also, the caption in the news article SAYS he is bowing.

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:35 am

Fact Finder wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Aww, nothing like a 63% approval rating.

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Friday shows that 35% of the nation's voters now Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Thirty-two percent (32%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of +3, his lowest rating to date.

Rasmussen has the approval rating at 56%. 7% lower than Dean would have you believe.

Dufus..you are wrong again. First off, Rasmussen is anything but fair. He even admits to leaning right in polling. And secondly, and more importantly, the key words in this "poll" are "strongly." Of course when you ask staunch Cons, the difference is much smaller. When asking a question and not asking if one favors strongly or not, Obama has a +27 rating.

Nice try though!

by **Barb** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:00 am

Zogby had him at about 50% last week. Isn't Zogby your pollster of choice, Dean?

by **Eric** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:44 am

Fact Finder wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:

How does it feel to be so wrong all of the time Deano? Huh?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2005 ... 457667.htm

Being oblivous

by **RedWingFan** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:48 am

Fact Finder wrote:Can one of you libs send Michelle a note telling her how to button her garish sweater? While you're at it, send Mrs. Brown a Moo-Moo.

Aw hell!

by **Jubilee** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:07 am

Fact Finder wrote:Can one of you libs send Michelle a note telling her how to button her garish sweater? While you're at it, send Mrs. Brown a Moo-Moo.

Garish though it may be, that sweater is SUPPOSED to look like that. It's not mis-buttoned. It happens to be asymmetrical - very avant-garde. As for Mrs. Brown, ... perhaps we could let the skirt out a tiny bit...

by **RedWingFan** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:24 am

Jubilee wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Can one of you libs send Michelle a note telling her how to button her garish sweater? While you're at it, send Mrs. Brown a Moo-Moo.

Garish though it may be, that sweater is SUPPOSED to look like that. It's not mis-buttoned. It happens to be asymmetrical - very avant-garde.

Maybe it's a Gordon Gartrell sweater!! :lol:

"What is this? Is this my shirt?" :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:35 am

Fact Finder wrote:
Silly Deano, Facts are a terrible thing to ignore. Hence my name.

The FACTS are the republicans lost big again, getting their/your collective asses handed to you. As for Obama's approval ratings, this from Realclearpolitics.com.-

Source-approve-disapprove +/- difference.

RCP Average 03/24 - 04/01 -- 60.5 32.5 +28.0

FOX News 03/31 - 04/01 900 RV 58 32 +26
Gallup 03/30 - 04/01 1547 A 61 29 +32
Rasmussen Reports 03/30 - 04/01 1500 LV 56 44 +12
Quinnipiac 03/24 - 03/30 2326 RV 58 31 +27
USA Today/Gallup 03/27 - 03/29 1007 A 64 30 +34
ABC News/Wash Post 03/26 - 03/29 1000 A 66 29 +37
Diageo/Hotline 03/26 - 03/29 800 RV 63 31 +32
Democracy Corps (D) 03/25 - 03/29 1000 LV 58 34 +24

You Cons want to take him on in a special election right about now? Didn't think so.

Either cite some correct facts, or shut the fuck up already.

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:42 am

Eric wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:
How does it feel to be so wrong all of the time Deano? Huh?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2005 ... 457667.htm

Being oblivous

Not a word, backwoods fuckwit.

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:49 am

Remember when Congress was a "joke" FF? Back in October, when there were about a dozen more republicans in it? Well since the American people kicked their sorry asses out, their numbers have gone up too.

Again, citation from Realclearpolitics.com.

RCP Average 03/05 - 04/01 35.8 55.0 -19.2

FOX News 03/31 - 04/01 38 52 -14
CBS News 03/20 - 03/22 30 56 -26
NPR - POS/GQR 03/10 - 03/14 36 58 -22
Gallup 03/05 - 03/08 39 54 -15

-19 is a helluva lot better than -50.

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:49 am

Just to recap....

Bush holding hands and planting a fat juicy wet one on the King's whiskery mug (on our own turf no less!) is A-ok.
But bowing down, (something Reagan did to foreign leaders), is now considered high treason.
And you guys wonder why you were soundly thwumped at the ballot box?
Come 2012 will you have anything to serve up beyond these shiny diversions for the culturally illiterate?

MR

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