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Top 10 Worst Solo Artists of All Time

Postby froy » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:36 pm

Here we go again

1 Billy Joel horrific
2 James Taylor sleep time
3 Tom Petty sings like he 's drunk
4 Bob Dylan he sings drunk also
5 David Bowie gag
6 Van Morrison
7 Lawrence Gowan my dog sings better
8 Tiny Tim he's better than Gowan but still sucks
9 Bruce Sprinsteen still constipated
10.Meatloaf pinch a loaf real crap

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Postby stmonkeys » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:19 pm

what? no comment for van?


doesn't matter... froy's as clueless as they come.
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Re: Top 10 Worst Solo Artists of All Time

Postby Everett » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:03 pm

froy wrote:Here we go again

1 Billy Joel horrific
2 James Taylor sleep time
3 Tom Petty sings like he 's drunk
4 Bob Dylan he sings drunk also
5 David Bowie gag
6 Van Morrison
7 Lawrence Gowan my dog sings better
8 Tiny Tim he's better than Gowan but still sucks
9 Bruce Sprinsteen still constipated
10.Meatloaf pinch a loaf real crap

Next 10 best bands


good stuff froy :lol:
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Postby BlackWall » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:32 pm

I have to kinda agree about Petty.. I like a couple of his songs, but it's just amazing to me how much of his stuff is all over rock radio when it's not even that good. He has a decent rock voice I guess(he wouldn't make it today), but just too many unremarkable songs get airplay.

I strongly disagree with Billy Joel, though. It's not cool to like him, and never has been(sound somewhat familiar?), but he wrote some fine material. Radio has run most of his hits into the ground, true, but you can't deny a lot of them were crafted pretty well.

Springsteen is a bore, but talented lyricist..
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Postby DarrenUK » Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:49 pm

Maria lets see which 80s rock classic I can destroy next Carey ....
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Postby froy » Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:17 am

DarrenUK wrote:Maria lets see which 80s rock classic I can destroy next Carey ....


Im sticking with classic rock for now otherwise it would be the top 20
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Postby froy » Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:18 am

stmonkeys wrote:what? no comment for van?


doesn't matter... froy's as clueless as they come.


Really at least I don't have the same 2 dumb photos in my post for the last 3 years
Thats clueless.
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Postby froy » Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:20 am

BlackWall wrote:I have to kinda agree about Petty.. I like a couple of his songs, but it's just amazing to me how much of his stuff is all over rock radio when it's not even that good. He has a decent rock voice I guess(he wouldn't make it today), but just too many unremarkable songs get airplay.

I strongly disagree with Billy Joel, though. It's not cool to like him, and never has been(sound somewhat familiar?), but he wrote some fine material. Radio has run most of his hits into the ground, true, but you can't deny a lot of them were crafted pretty well.

Springsteen is a bore, but talented lyricist..


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She always a women to me
Also The Piano Man is total trash
I do like Modern Women but that is it.
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Postby DerriD » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:46 am

froy wrote:
BlackWall wrote:I have to kinda agree about Petty.. I like a couple of his songs, but it's just amazing to me how much of his stuff is all over rock radio when it's not even that good. He has a decent rock voice I guess(he wouldn't make it today), but just too many unremarkable songs get airplay.

I strongly disagree with Billy Joel, though. It's not cool to like him, and never has been(sound somewhat familiar?), but he wrote some fine material. Radio has run most of his hits into the ground, true, but you can't deny a lot of them were crafted pretty well.

Springsteen is a bore, but talented lyricist..


Yea ya gotta love
She always a women to me
Also The Piano Man is total trash
I do like Modern Women but that is it.


Froy go back and listen to the 'Turnstiles' album. Great, great record. The songs aren't overplayed and the lyrics are wonderful.
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Postby stmonkeys » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:40 am

DerriD wrote:
froy wrote:
BlackWall wrote:I have to kinda agree about Petty.. I like a couple of his songs, but it's just amazing to me how much of his stuff is all over rock radio when it's not even that good. He has a decent rock voice I guess(he wouldn't make it today), but just too many unremarkable songs get airplay.

I strongly disagree with Billy Joel, though. It's not cool to like him, and never has been(sound somewhat familiar?), but he wrote some fine material. Radio has run most of his hits into the ground, true, but you can't deny a lot of them were crafted pretty well.

Springsteen is a bore, but talented lyricist..


Yea ya gotta love
She always a women to me
Also The Piano Man is total trash
I do like Modern Women but that is it.


Froy go back and listen to the 'Turnstiles' album. Great, great record. The songs aren't overplayed and the lyrics are wonderful.


turnstiles, piano man, 52nd street, songs from the attic........ all brilliant. even glass houses and the nylon curtain. after that, joel loses me. but he'll always be one of my favs.
and say what you will about dylan & springsteen's voices, but their songs have had a profound effect on rock n roll. some of the best lyrics EVER written.
bowie was pretty much responsible for the whole glam rock genre. a true innovator. you might not be a fan, but give the man his due.
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Postby Higgy » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:49 am

stmonkeys wrote:
DerriD wrote:
froy wrote:
BlackWall wrote:I have to kinda agree about Petty.. I like a couple of his songs, but it's just amazing to me how much of his stuff is all over rock radio when it's not even that good. He has a decent rock voice I guess(he wouldn't make it today), but just too many unremarkable songs get airplay.

I strongly disagree with Billy Joel, though. It's not cool to like him, and never has been(sound somewhat familiar?), but he wrote some fine material. Radio has run most of his hits into the ground, true, but you can't deny a lot of them were crafted pretty well.

Springsteen is a bore, but talented lyricist..


Yea ya gotta love
She always a women to me
Also The Piano Man is total trash
I do like Modern Women but that is it.


Froy go back and listen to the 'Turnstiles' album. Great, great record. The songs aren't overplayed and the lyrics are wonderful.


turnstiles, piano man, 52nd street, songs from the attic........ all brilliant. even glass houses and the nylon curtain. after that, joel loses me. but he'll always be one of my favs.
and say what you will about dylan & springsteen's voices, but their songs have had a profound effect on rock n roll. some of the best lyrics EVER written.
bowie was pretty much responsible for the whole glam rock genre. a true innovator. you might not be a fan, but give the man his due.


Bowie was a genius (I say "was" because since Scary Monsters, he's been considerably less of a genius). Bowie's influence can be seen in everyone from Bono to, yes, Dennis Deyoung (who even said so when he was guest VJ on MTV).

Billy Joel - The Stranger is one of the greatest albums of all time. He sort of falls flat after Nylon Curtain.

If you really want to look at overrated solo artist, here's my list:
1. Elton John
2. Elton John
3. Elton John
4. Elton John
5. Elton John
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Postby stmonkeys » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:52 am

there is no way elton is over rated. sure, he's put out crap, but listen to goodbye yellow brick road or madman across the water. genius stuff.
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Postby BlackWall » Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:55 pm

Just about anything Elton did pre 1976 was gold. It's been pretty hit or miss since then. What's really noteworthy about Elton is just how many killer album tracks he had in his heyday.
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