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Postby Behshad » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:00 am

Jana wrote:OMG, I don't know how to link this video, but Gloria Allred is sitting by porn star Jocelyn James at a press conference saying her client is very upset b/c she got no apology and she gave up her livelihood, being a porn star, for him, bla, bla. The porn star is sitting there in a conservative wig sheading crocodile tears. It doesn't even look real. It looks like SNL skit. Gloria is definitely the scum and how anyone takes her seriously is beyond me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8iT3qERNeM
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Postby Don » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:06 am

From The moment Gloria leaves her office building, she is constantly in the presence of another person, whether it be security or a co-worker, even in a secured parking lot walking to her vehicle. She has helped a lot of deserving people but she has also ruined a lot innocent lives too, mainly men. Imagine living in fear, every time you enter an empty garage or turn onto a deserted street. I don't know why she continues to l do what she does, the list of people who wouldn't mind getting her alone for a few minutes is a very long list indeed.
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Postby Jana » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:10 am

Behshad wrote:
Jana wrote:OMG, I don't know how to link this video, but Gloria Allred is sitting by porn star Jocelyn James at a press conference saying her client is very upset b/c she got no apology and she gave up her livelihood, being a porn star, for him, bla, bla. The porn star is sitting there in a conservative wig sheading crocodile tears. It doesn't even look real. It looks like SNL skit. Gloria is definitely the scum and how anyone takes her seriously is beyond me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8iT3qERNeM


There's a beginning portion to it that's not there with Gloria talking about how they were together for three years and Tiger promised to be with her forever and that she had to give up her career in the porn industry b/c he was jealous. This is all for publicity and show, like how she came out b/f saying she had abortions from him but never told him, then came out another time upset with the golfballs with their names on them. Anything to keep herself in the public eye. :roll:
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Postby Rockindeano » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:20 am

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hoagiepete wrote:I wonder how they treat Sex Addiction.


Saltpeter Smoothies?


Not funny. That shit gives you noodle dick.

They put that saltpeter in the Kool Aid when you are in Army boot camp. I still managed to crank a couple out though in the middle of the night when the rest of the platoon slept. One inspection though, the Drill Sargent went down the list...
"Goddammit, we had dust bunnies in the corners! Drops of urine on the floor! Semen on the toilet seat. Semen? Fuckin semen! Somebody here better confess or you will all be pushin' Georgia into Florida! Goddammit! Who the fuck has been yankin wood in my Latrine?!! I started laughing hysterically. I just couldn't help it. He made me do about 700 push ups. The whole time he is yelling in my ear as I am doing push ups in the latrine(bathroom). So you think you have rights? You have rights to jack off in my latrine, soldier? Drop and give me 25 more! On and on and on. Too much. I wasn't even the guy who did that time.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:22 am

Rockindeano wrote:
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hoagiepete wrote:I wonder how they treat Sex Addiction.


Saltpeter Smoothies?


Not funny.


Incorrect. It is totally funny and that's why I said it. :lol: 8)
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Postby JasonD » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:23 am

hoagiepete wrote:I wonder how they treat Sex Addiction.

Shock therapy? Visual therapy...make you look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell while trying to whack off? Show you pics of babes and knock you in the head (either one) with a ball bat when you start to become aroused? I have no idea.

It would suck for any guy to try to get through this though. I have a feeling it is about as successful as trying to change straights from being straight through conseling and therapy. Hopeless.


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Postby Rockindeano » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:25 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
hoagiepete wrote:I wonder how they treat Sex Addiction.


Saltpeter Smoothies?


Not funny.


Incorrect. It is totally funny and that's why I said it. :lol: 8)


Yeah real funny K. I hope the next time you get on your back and spread 'em in the hopes of getting drilled by the high hard one, your man downed a fifth of saltpeter grape Kool Aid earlier in the evening. Call me when it happens. I know thoughts of me will be dancing through your head. Deano, Deano Deano..saltpeter, saltpeter, FUCK! Karma does exist! I can almost hear you calling your beau "string dick."
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Postby Don » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:28 am

Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
hoagiepete wrote:I wonder how they treat Sex Addiction.


Saltpeter Smoothies?


Not funny. That shit gives you noodle dick.

They put that saltpeter in the Kool Aid when you are in Army boot camp. I still managed to crank a couple out though in the middle of the night when the rest of the platoon slept. One inspection though, the Drill Sargent went down the list...
"Goddammit, we had dust bunnies in the corners! Drops of urine on the floor! Semen on the toilet seat. Semen? Fuckin semen! Somebody here better confess or you will all be pushin' Georgia into Florida! Goddammit! Who the fuck has been yankin wood in my Latrine?!! I started laughing hysterically. I just couldn't help it. He made me do about 700 push ups. The whole time he is yelling in my ear as I am doing push ups in the latrine(bathroom). So you think you have rights? You have rights to jack off in my latrine, soldier? Drop and give me 25 more! On and on and on. Too much. I wasn't even the guy who did that time.


Too much skinning the carrot and you'll be turning Japanese.

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Postby Rockindeano » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:29 am

hoagiepete wrote:I wonder how they treat Sex Addiction.

Shock therapy? Visual therapy...make you look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell while trying to whack off? Show you pics of babes and knock you in the head (either one) with a ball bat when you start to become aroused? I have no idea.



What's with all he Rosie hate today? I know one can play Twister or even hopscotch on her forehead, but that is no reason to hate on her.
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Postby Don » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:34 am

Rockindeano wrote:
hoagiepete wrote:I wonder how they treat Sex Addiction.

Shock therapy? Visual therapy...make you look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell while trying to whack off? Show you pics of babes and knock you in the head (either one) with a ball bat when you start to become aroused? I have no idea.



What's with all he Rosie hate today? I know one can play Twister or even hopscotch on her forehead, but that is no reason to hate on her.


She's Monica Lewinsky's evil twin. One of them will be drinking from the Salt faucet while the other is lapping up a trough of fish sauce.
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Postby Tomulator » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:10 am

Jack Nicklaus never cheated on his wife.

Just sayin'

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Postby Don » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:17 am

Tomulator wrote:Jack Nicklaus never cheated on his wife.

Just sayin'

8)


Or he was never caught, who's to say? The world is a lot smaller than it used to be 20 years ago.
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Postby brywool » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:22 am

Tiger=PUSS.
Own up to it and stop blaming your "addiction". You're a snake and a cheater. You're a golfer, not a friggin' saint. Own up to it, end your marriage and move on.

And Rosie's a pig.
NO. He's NOT Steve F'ing Perry. But he's Arnel F'ing Pineda and I'm okay with that.
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Postby Jana » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:28 am

Tomulator wrote:Jack Nicklaus never cheated on his wife.

Just sayin'

8)


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................
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Postby lights1961 » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:31 am

Gunbot wrote:
Tomulator wrote:Jack Nicklaus never cheated on his wife.

Just sayin'

8)


Or he was never caught, who's to say? The world is a lot smaller than it used to be 20 years ago.


correction

45 years ago not 20... but no those guys, JACK ARNIE BEN.....they were like my dad... straight laced... no funny stuff going on... and focused on life, family and their place... they were servents... TIGER THINKS HE IS KING... he thinks he is entitled... thats the difference... hell he made 40 million dollars before his first pro event... MONEY AND POWER IS WHY TIGER CHEATED... he is a predator... and needs to be shaken and woken up to reality...
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:33 am

lights1961 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Tomulator wrote:Jack Nicklaus never cheated on his wife.

Just sayin'

8)


Or he was never caught, who's to say? The world is a lot smaller than it used to be 20 years ago.


correction

45 years ago not 20... but no those guys, JACK ARNIE BEN.....they were like my dad... straight laced... no funny stuff going on... and focused on life, family and their place... they were servents... TIGER THINKS HE IS KING... he thinks he is entitled... thats the difference... hell he made 40 million dollars before his first pro event... MONEY AND POWER IS WHY TIGER CHEATED... he is a predator... and needs to be shaken and woken up to reality...


I think we romanticize those times long ago a little bit. I do think the world was more innocent back then as a whole, at least when it came to families, but hell, look back to Babe Ruth - how many women did he slay and how much booze did he pound?
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Postby Jana » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:39 am

lights1961 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Tomulator wrote:Jack Nicklaus never cheated on his wife.

Just sayin'

8)


Or he was never caught, who's to say? The world is a lot smaller than it used to be 20 years ago.


correction

45 years ago not 20... but no those guys, JACK ARNIE BEN.....they were like my dad... straight laced... no funny stuff going on... and focused on life, family and their place... they were servents... TIGER THINKS HE IS KING... he thinks he is entitled... thats the difference... hell he made 40 million dollars before his first pro event... MONEY AND POWER IS WHY TIGER CHEATED... he is a predator... and needs to be shaken and woken up to reality...


You have to be kidding me? Are you that naive? And in no way am I comparing them to the amount of cheating Tiger has done in a short period of time, but portraying them the way you are I don't buy. And, by the way, until this all came out, most thought off course Tiger was a homebody and family man. Surprise, Surprise. :wink:
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:40 am

Question: Would Tiger currently be in treatment for sex addiction or be claiming such an ailment had he been single and banging just as many broads?

Something tells me the answer to both of those questions is "No."

Sex addiction is laughable.
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:42 am

lights1961 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Tomulator wrote:Jack Nicklaus never cheated on his wife.

Just sayin'

8)


Or he was never caught, who's to say? The world is a lot smaller than it used to be 20 years ago.


correction

45 years ago not 20... but no those guys, JACK ARNIE BEN.....they were like my dad... straight laced... no funny stuff going on... and focused on life, family and their place... they were servents... TIGER THINKS HE IS KING... he thinks he is entitled... thats the difference... hell he made 40 million dollars before his first pro event... MONEY AND POWER IS WHY TIGER CHEATED... he is a predator... and needs to be shaken and woken up to reality...

As G~boy said the world was a lot bigger 20 years ago, those things were not talked about
and people went out of their way to cover up ...your mom just didn't want you to know your dad was cheating!! :P :evil: :wink:
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Postby hoagiepete » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:44 am

Ehwmatt wrote:Question: Would Tiger currently be in treatment for sex addiction or be claiming such an ailment had he been single and banging just as many broads?

Something tells me the answer to both of those questions is "No."

Sex addiction is laughable.


Or if he were a mere mortal making $40,000 a year?
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Postby hoagiepete » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:45 am

Rockindeano wrote:
hoagiepete wrote:I wonder how they treat Sex Addiction.

Shock therapy? Visual therapy...make you look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell while trying to whack off? Show you pics of babes and knock you in the head (either one) with a ball bat when you start to become aroused? I have no idea.



What's with all he Rosie hate today? I know one can play Twister or even hopscotch on her forehead, but that is no reason to hate on her.


No hate here. Just that Rosie and Woody don't go hand in hand.
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Postby Rockindeano » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:47 am

Jana wrote:
lights1961 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Tomulator wrote:Jack Nicklaus never cheated on his wife.

Just sayin'

8)


Or he was never caught, who's to say? The world is a lot smaller than it used to be 20 years ago.


correction

45 years ago not 20... but no those guys, JACK ARNIE BEN.....they were like my dad... straight laced... no funny stuff going on... and focused on life, family and their place... they were servents... TIGER THINKS HE IS KING... he thinks he is entitled... thats the difference... hell he made 40 million dollars before his first pro event... MONEY AND POWER IS WHY TIGER CHEATED... he is a predator... and needs to be shaken and woken up to reality...


You have to be kidding me? Are you that naive? And in no way am I comparing them to the amount of cheating Tiger has done in a short period of time, but portraying them the way you are I don't buy.


Jana,

Rick is being serious. He lives in Iowa for God's sake. Iowa is a wholesome little place. That's not a knock on Iowa. Iowa is great folk. The way of life there is simple and honest. I believe Rick truly believes this. if given the choice between the vets of Golf versus the new blood and the better character, I too would choose the vets.
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Postby portland » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:50 am

and then there was JFK. :wink:
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Postby Rockindeano » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:51 am

hoagiepete wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
hoagiepete wrote:I wonder how they treat Sex Addiction.

Shock therapy? Visual therapy...make you look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell while trying to whack off? Show you pics of babes and knock you in the head (either one) with a ball bat when you start to become aroused? I have no idea.



What's with all he Rosie hate today? I know one can play Twister or even hopscotch on her forehead, but that is no reason to hate on her.


No hate here. Just that Rosie and Woody don't go hand in hand.


Petey, I was being sarcastic. Rosie is so ugly she could make a train stop, backup and take a dirt road. I hate that bitch. Can you imagine being the strap on that goes into battle with her? Poor thing.
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Postby Don » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:53 am

portland wrote:and then there was JFK. :wink:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8517998.stm

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

Secret love letters written by former US President John F Kennedy to a Swedish woman are being put up for auction.

The letters were written to Gunilla von Post when Mr Kennedy was an ambitious US senator in the 1950s.

Their love affair began before Mr Kennedy married Jacqueline Bouvier - but continued afterwards.

Bidding for the letters starts at $25,000 (£16,000), but they are expected to fetch much more.

Ms Von Post, now 78 years old, revealed her affair with the former US leader in a 1997 book, but the 11 handwritten letters and three telegrams have remained private until now.

In an interview with US broadcaster ABC News in 1997, she said her heart went "boom boom boom boom" when she was with Mr Kennedy.

"I was very happy to hear from him, but I said 'He's a married man'," she said.

The two first met on the French Riviera in the summer of 1953 when Mr Kennedy was 36 and Ms Von Post was 21, ABC reported.

Despite being only a month before Mr Kennedy's marriage, they danced all night and parted with a romantic kiss.

Mr Kennedy wrote his first letter to the Swedish beauty in June 1954.

In it he wrote: "I might get a boat and sail around the Mediterranean for two weeks - with you as crew."

But in November 1954 Mr Kennedy underwent major surgery on his back and wrote to Ms Von Post from a New York hospital asking: "Is there any chance you will be coming to the US?"

The following year the two secretly met at an old castle in Sweden.

"I borrowed him for a week, a beautiful week that no-one can take away from me, from that," Ms Von Post told ABC.

In the last letter - dated August 1955 - Mr Kennedy wrote: "I just got word today - that my wife and sister are coming here. It will all be complicated the way I feel now - my Swedish flicka [Swedish for little girl]. All I have done is sit in the sun and look at the ocean and think of Gunilla. All Love, Jack."

Mr Kennedy had numerous affairs which only came to light after his assassination in 1963.

Chicago-based Legendaryauctions.com is taking online bids for the letters.

Auction house president Doug Allen told ABC he believes the letters should fetch up to $100,000.
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Postby Jana » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:54 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Jana wrote:
lights1961 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Tomulator wrote:Jack Nicklaus never cheated on his wife.

Just sayin'

8)


Or he was never caught, who's to say? The world is a lot smaller than it used to be 20 years ago.


correction

45 years ago not 20... but no those guys, JACK ARNIE BEN.....they were like my dad... straight laced... no funny stuff going on... and focused on life, family and their place... they were servents... TIGER THINKS HE IS KING... he thinks he is entitled... thats the difference... hell he made 40 million dollars before his first pro event... MONEY AND POWER IS WHY TIGER CHEATED... he is a predator... and needs to be shaken and woken up to reality...


You have to be kidding me? Are you that naive? And in no way am I comparing them to the amount of cheating Tiger has done in a short period of time, but portraying them the way you are I don't buy.


Jana,

Rick is being serious. He lives in Iowa for God's sake. Iowa is a wholesome little place. That's not a knock on Iowa. Iowa is great folk. The way of life there is simple and honest. I believe Rick truly believes this. if given the choice between the vets of Golf versus the new blood and the better character, I too would choose the vets.


I had a good friend who was twenty and worked at Bay Hill back in the day when we were young and the greats were there, and you would be surprised at some of the married, older, fatherly golf legends hitting on the young busty blond cutie. :wink:
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Postby lights1961 » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:54 am

portland wrote:and then there was JFK. :wink:


good one..
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:56 am

hoagiepete wrote:No hate here. Just that Rosie and Woody don't go hand in hand.


LOL!!! ... :wink:
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Postby lights1961 » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:57 am

hoagiepete wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Question: Would Tiger currently be in treatment for sex addiction or be claiming such an ailment had he been single and banging just as many broads?

Something tells me the answer to both of those questions is "No."

Sex addiction is laughable.


Or if he were a mere mortal making $40,000 a year?


BINGO ITS THE 1st half of the puzzle.
he makes a 1,000,000 just showing up...
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:59 am

Gunbot wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8517998.stm


I have always been absolutely fascinated by that man ... I wish
things were still that way, protected!! It's much more exciting to
read about it later!! :wink:
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