The Official MLB 2010 Season Thread

[Ehwmatt]

So is it safe to say, that the Orioles, who are idle today, and sit a 1/2 game back of Boston, are already out of it?
The answer: yep.

So is it safe to say the Indians, who got shut out today, won't score a run the rest of the season?

The answer: yep.

Sponge, 5 bucks says KC finishes higher than the Tribe. Bet?

I'll bite. But let's raise the stakes. If I win, you owe me 5 bucks and you must attend the following show:

Opening Acts:

Krokus
Danger Danger
Trixter

Co-Headliners:

Winger
Dokken
Warrant

[Rockindeano]

I bet 10 bucks the brewers go at least second in the division

I take that bet. Cincy is better than Milwaukee.

[Saint John]

I bet 10 bucks the brewers go at least second in the division

I take that bet. Cincy is better than Milwaukee.

The Brewers suck whale dick. They have zero pitching.

[Everett]

I bet 10 bucks the brewers go at least second in the division

I take that bet. Cincy is better than Milwaukee.

The Brewers suck whale dick. They have zero pitching.

I didn't know it was possible to suck whale dick......

[Saint John]

I bet 10 bucks the brewers go at least second in the division

I take that bet. Cincy is better than Milwaukee.

The Brewers suck whale dick. They have zero pitching.

I didn't know it was possible to suck whale dick......

A few more buckets of Colonel Sanders and Prince Fielder might qualify as a whale. God is that fucker fat. Great player, though.

[7 Wishes]

Sabathia is a gigantic lardassed tub of goo, too.

[Rockindeano]

Sabathia is a gigantic lardassed tub of goo, too.

He's the black David Wells.

[7 Wishes]

I love fat athletes who still manage to perform well.

[Rockindeano]

I love fat athletes who still manage to perform well.

Like Tony Stewart. He rules. But Shaq is a piece of shit,and he is fat.

[Michigan Girl]

I love fat athletes who still manage to perform well.

Like Tony Stewart. He rules. But Shaq is a piece of shit,and he is fat.

Shaq's got your back ...mmmhhmmm!!! Love Shaq!!!

[Everett]

I love fat athletes who still manage to perform well.

Like Tony Stewart. He rules. But Shaq is a piece of shit,and he is fat.

He's still got more rings then you do deano

[Ehwmatt]

I love fat athletes who still manage to perform well.

Like Tony Stewart. He rules. But Shaq is a piece of shit,and he is fat.

Shaq's got your back ...mmmhhmmm!!! Love Shaq!!!

Hell yea

[rsimpson]

Seattle- King Felix and Cliff lee MLB's best 1-2 punch. Ichiro like a fine wine-gets better with age.
Los Angeles Angels- Lost Vlad the Impaler and Lachey. Losers

Half of the 1-2 punch opened the season on the DL. Angels have better pitching overall

The lose of Vladi means nothing. They got Godzilla. Even trade. Lackey was overrated. I liked his attitude on the mound, but 4 of the 5 Angels starters are just as good as he ever was. Boston overpaid for him.

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

Seattle- King Felix and Cliff lee MLB's best 1-2 punch. Ichiro like a fine wine-gets better with age.
Los Angeles Angels- Lost Vlad the Impaler and Lachey. Losers

Half of the 1-2 punch opened the season on the DL. Angels have better pitching overall

The lose of Vladi means nothing. They got Godzilla. Even trade. Lackey was overrated. I liked his attitude on the mound, but 4 of the 5 Angels starters are just as good as he ever was. Boston overpaid for him.

Seatlle wont top the Angels in the West. Mariners will start decent and fade mid August till the end of Sept

[LtVanish]

The White Sox will win the AL Central this year, they have the best rotation and the best bullpen. If their offense just performs average, they have a serious shot making a run on the pennant. As always staying healthy is the main key.

[conversationpc]

I love fat athletes who still manage to perform well.

Like Tony Stewart. He rules. But Shaq is a piece of shit,and he is fat.

Fat for an NBA player perhaps but he's probably got lower body fat than almost everyone in this thread.

[lights1961]

only 161 games left.

Rick

[Rockindeano]

only 161 games left.

Rick

And the Orioles and Royals are already out of it.

[conversationpc]

only 161 games left.

Rick

And the Orioles and Royals are already out of it.

The Orioles ALWAYS need pitching. Perhaps THIS guy can help... http://davesdominion.wordpress.com/2008 ... e-at-bush/

[S2M]

Still early in the season, obviously...but the home plate umpires need to retrain....horrible calls in the Sox-yanks game...Mo Rivera gets everything his way...

I know there is league clamoring to speed up the game, especially sox/yanks, but calling balls 6 inches off the plate- strikes is egregious.....

Also, Ortiz and JD Drew are useless bums....

[Ehwmatt]

Still early in the season, obviously...but the home plate umpires need to retrain....horrible calls in the Sox-yanks game...Mo Rivera gets everything his way...

I know there is league clamoring to speed up the game, especially sox/yanks, but calling balls 6 inches off the plate- strikes is egregious.....

Also, Ortiz and JD Drew are useless bums....

Good lord dude. Once again, how in fuck's name do you enjoy any given sports event?

You should try tennis - they have computerized line calls now to correct when the human judges make an error. You'd have less to bitch about

[Everett]

Still early in the season, obviously...but the home plate umpires need to retrain....horrible calls in the Sox-yanks game...Mo Rivera gets everything his way...

I know there is league clamoring to speed up the game, especially sox/yanks, but calling balls 6 inches off the plate- strikes is egregious.....

Also, Ortiz and JD Drew are useless bums....

Good lord dude. Once again, how in fuck's name do you enjoy any given sports event?

You should try tennis - they have computerized line calls now to correct when the human judges make an error. You'd have less to bitch about

The only good thing about tennis is maria sharapova & serena williams especially when they wear white tops

[Ehwmatt]

Still early in the season, obviously...but the home plate umpires need to retrain....horrible calls in the Sox-yanks game...Mo Rivera gets everything his way...

I know there is league clamoring to speed up the game, especially sox/yanks, but calling balls 6 inches off the plate- strikes is egregious.....

Also, Ortiz and JD Drew are useless bums....

Good lord dude. Once again, how in fuck's name do you enjoy any given sports event?

You should try tennis - they have computerized line calls now to correct when the human judges make an error. You'd have less to bitch about

The only good thing about tennis is maria sharapova & serena williams especially when they wear white tops

Sharapova and Williams are two of the most vile-looking women I've ever laid my eyes upon. You've gotta be kidding me

You got that jungle fever boy? Careful, Serena comes with a side of cheese

[Everett]

Still early in the season, obviously...but the home plate umpires need to retrain....horrible calls in the Sox-yanks game...Mo Rivera gets everything his way...

I know there is league clamoring to speed up the game, especially sox/yanks, but calling balls 6 inches off the plate- strikes is egregious.....

Also, Ortiz and JD Drew are useless bums....

Good lord dude. Once again, how in fuck's name do you enjoy any given sports event?

You should try tennis - they have computerized line calls now to correct when the human judges make an error. You'd have less to bitch about

The only good thing about tennis is maria sharapova & serena williams especially when they wear white tops

Sharapova and Williams are two of the most vile-looking women I've ever laid my eyes upon. You've gotta be kidding me

You got that jungle fever boy? Careful, Serena comes with a side of cheese

Hey i like different types of woman white.black,asian, latina etc

PS: If anyone can post an up close pic of serena & sharapova with white tops on i'd be much obliged

[Ehwmatt]

Still early in the season, obviously...but the home plate umpires need to retrain....horrible calls in the Sox-yanks game...Mo Rivera gets everything his way...

I know there is league clamoring to speed up the game, especially sox/yanks, but calling balls 6 inches off the plate- strikes is egregious.....

Also, Ortiz and JD Drew are useless bums....

Good lord dude. Once again, how in fuck's name do you enjoy any given sports event?

You should try tennis - they have computerized line calls now to correct when the human judges make an error. You'd have less to bitch about

The only good thing about tennis is maria sharapova & serena williams especially when they wear white tops

Sharapova and Williams are two of the most vile-looking women I've ever laid my eyes upon. You've gotta be kidding me

You got that jungle fever boy? Careful, Serena comes with a side of cheese

Hey i like different types of woman white.black,asian, latina etc

PS: If anyone can post an up close pic of serena & sharapova with white tops on i'd be much obliged

You ever seen Sharapova up close and not done up? Girl has more zits on her face than an AIDs patient with lesions. She's also built like a fuckin Amazon. 6'3". That's a big bitch

[S2M]

Still early in the season, obviously...but the home plate umpires need to retrain....horrible calls in the Sox-yanks game...Mo Rivera gets everything his way...

I know there is league clamoring to speed up the game, especially sox/yanks, but calling balls 6 inches off the plate- strikes is egregious.....

Also, Ortiz and JD Drew are useless bums....

Good lord dude. Once again, how in fuck's name do you enjoy any given sports event?

You should try tennis - they have computerized line calls now to correct when the human judges make an error. You'd have less to bitch about

They have that in baseball...I watched it all night. It's called Amica Pitch Zone. And pitchers were getting squeezed all night. BOTH sides....

[Rockindeano]

Still early in the season, obviously...but the home plate umpires need to retrain....horrible calls in the Sox-yanks game...Mo Rivera gets everything his way...

I know there is league clamoring to speed up the game, especially sox/yanks, but calling balls 6 inches off the plate- strikes is egregious.....

Also, Ortiz and JD Drew are useless bums....

Good lord dude. Once again, how in fuck's name do you enjoy any given sports event?

You should try tennis - they have computerized line calls now to correct when the human judges make an error. You'd have less to bitch about

He wouldn't last on a professional sports team. Constantly crying about fouls/non fouls...well, maybe he would fit in the NBA, because they all whine, but S2M is ridiculous.

[Rockindeano]

They have that in baseball...I watched it all night. It's called Amica Pitch Zone. And pitchers were getting squeezed all night. BOTH sides....

Wait a minute- are they getting squeezed or are they getting calls? You just said Mo was getting strikes 6 inches off the dish, and now you say pitchers are getting squeezed? Make up your damned mind dude.

[S2M]

They have that in baseball...I watched it all night. It's called Amica Pitch Zone. And pitchers were getting squeezed all night. BOTH sides....

Wait a minute- are they getting squeezed or are they getting calls? You just said Mo was getting strikes 6 inches off the dish, and now you say pitchers are getting squeezed? Make up your damned mind dude.

Newsflash.....Lester and Okajima were getting squeezed, and Mo was getting paint plus 6 inches.....

[Rockindeano]

They have that in baseball...I watched it all night. It's called Amica Pitch Zone. And pitchers were getting squeezed all night. BOTH sides....

Wait a minute- are they getting squeezed or are they getting calls? You just said Mo was getting strikes 6 inches off the dish, and now you say pitchers are getting squeezed? Make up your damned mind dude.

Newsflash.....Lester and Okajima were getting squeezed, and Mo was getting paint plus 6 inches.....

Yeah, thought so. Umps are against the Sox. Gotcha. For a real smart guy, and I mean that sincerely, you sure argue really weak.