Ladies, be glad...

[RedWingFan]

And did you see my Flamers beat those 3 hot teams lately! Atta boys, get on it!

Excellent name for that team.

[YoungJRNY]

I once remember sitting on my nut once. I was down my girlfriends house in the summer and all dudes know that humidity is sticky. So, I went to sit down, sat on my left testicle and just sat there in a silent, excruciating pain and fear. Everyone went outside and I just sat there with a confused look on my face for a good 20 min before I mustered up enough strength to stand up. Very scary moment, as well as having to play off. A little tap of the balls can really destroy a man's stature.

Dude, I got sick to my stomach this time and almost started seein' stars.

Bad. Another time was in a football game. We ran a fake-punt and I was one of the intended receivers in a flat route. I made a sick cut and found myself wide open in the portion of my field. I see the ball, coming in like a missile but very, very low. I had to go down on both of my knees to scoop it up but I mis-judged the rotation of the ball. The point of the ball SPLIT between both of my balls and I literally saw black and think I passed out for a moment. I made the catch but felt like my asshole was the size of the grand-canon. One of the only times I took myself out of the game for a few series. TERRIBLE feeling, just terrible and petrifying.

And you call Jay Cutler a pussy? How the fuck does a ball go through someone's hands? I can honestly say I have never dropped a fucking pass in my life. Yeah, I have good hands but my point is that catching a football is easy as all Hell.

Well, dude I can now see your comprehension skills aren't in tact today. If you read, the ball almost skipped up to me, to the point to where I had to go on both of my knees and cradle it. I'm 6'2, the ball should have been right between the numbers but I had to pivot, drop to my knees and cradle it, thus, the tip of the ball hitting my nutsack in the pocket I made for it. I don't think I've ever dropped a pass either with my hands. I played some outside backer at another level, but in high school I was a D.E and Tight End.

EDIT: I did drop one ball that still haunts me. Tight end screen pass off left end, hold your count for two seconds and then release in the flat and let defenders free. I was wide open and would have easily ran 30 yards for a score. It was a torrential DOWNPOUR that game and I had to use lineman gloves (extra padding) because I had a broken right hand. Ball slipped right through the gloves because I couldn't clamp my hands in the cold weather. Devastated me but I made up for it with a sack on the next series. Plays like that never leave you, I could just imagine when guys drop a big play, kind of like that dude from Buffalo this year.

[G.I.Jim]

I once remember sitting on my nut once. I was down my girlfriends house in the summer and all dudes know that humidity is sticky. So, I went to sit down, sat on my left testicle and just sat there in a silent, excruciating pain and fear. Everyone went outside and I just sat there with a confused look on my face for a good 20 min before I mustered up enough strength to stand up. Very scary moment, as well as having to play off. A little tap of the balls can really destroy a man's stature.

Dude, I got sick to my stomach this time and almost started seein' stars.

Bad. Another time was in a football game. We ran a fake-punt and I was one of the intended receivers in a flat route. I made a sick cut and found myself wide open in the portion of my field. I see the ball, coming in like a missile but very, very low. I had to go down on both of my knees to scoop it up but I mis-judged the rotation of the ball. The point of the ball SPLIT between both of my balls and I literally saw black and think I passed out for a moment. I made the catch but felt like my asshole was the size of the grand-canon. One of the only times I took myself out of the game for a few series. TERRIBLE feeling, just terrible and petrifying.

And you call Jay Cutler a pussy? How the fuck does a ball go through someone's hands? I can honestly say I have never dropped a fucking pass in my life. Yeah, I have good hands but my point is that catching a football is easy as all Hell.

I do feel your pain though, Tom. I was a catcher in baseball and never wore a cup. hated it. Made me walk like a penguin with a fresh load of shit in my diaper. so I ditched the protective cup. First game out, the pitcher throws a 55 footer that bounces 6 feet in front of the plat and comes up underneath my ballsack...you know, where it is as tender as a girls earlobes...very soft, plyable and fleshy. runner on first ran on me...I watched him...he ran to second and when it became apparent I was temporarily paralyzed, he ran or walked to third. I had NO intention of moving. it was embarrassing because I was all geared up in catchers shit, and lay there motionless like Michael Irvin on a cold wet Philadelphia turf, where everyone was cheering for a hoped for dead Michael irvin...(tough town Philly is). anyway, from that day forward, I have always worn a cup, albeit a soft cup, even for pickup basketball, and especially for hockey. In all my tears playing sports, hockey is by far the roughest and most dangerous, I can say that Big Jim and the twins never took any rubber from a slapshot.

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

[SF-Dano]

Got to take care of them things. Here is something that might help.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alvLdf5eWw

[Angel]

say I have never dropped a fucking pass in my life. Yeah, I have good hands but my point is that catching a football is easy as all Hell.

I'm sure your Grid Kid coach was very proud of you both times...nice job, Deano.

[artist4perry]

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

No condolences needed as I didn't take a loss. Just a temporary setback.

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

[conversationpc]

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

No condolences needed as I didn't take a loss. Just a temporary setback.

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

I've had a kidney stone, too. We'll call it a draw.

[Behshad]

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

No condolences needed as I didn't take a loss. Just a temporary setback.

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

I've had a kidney stone, too. We'll call it a draw.

Not even close. You win !

[YoungJRNY]

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

No condolences needed as I didn't take a loss. Just a temporary setback.

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

Was waitin for it!

[StevePerryHair]

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

No condolences needed as I didn't take a loss. Just a temporary setback.

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

I've had a kidney stone, too. We'll call it a draw.

Not even close. You win !

I'll only agree because there is ALWAYS the choice for an epidural in child labor No such luck with a kidney stone passing!

[conversationpc]

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

No condolences needed as I didn't take a loss. Just a temporary setback.

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

I've had a kidney stone, too. We'll call it a draw.

Not even close. You win !

[artist4perry]

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

No condolences needed as I didn't take a loss. Just a temporary setback.

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

I've had a kidney stone, too. We'll call it a draw.

No................Back labor is worse than regular labor, you hurt from your mid back all the way down to your feet. You feel the labor pain all over! The nerves are all sensitized by the labor pain. And my son had a large head. I had to be cut in a very sensitive place so he could be brought into the world. I felt I was giving birth to a cannon! LOL So unless the kidney stone was the size of a melon and you had to be cut open so it could come out, I still win! LOL! Sorry for your pain, I just was trying to help you see it could be far worse. LOL

I couldn't have drugs with Rose, she would have died at birth. So no drugs could be administered.

[Angel]

No................Back labor is worse than regular labor, you hurt from your mid back all the way down to your feet. You feel the labor pain all over! The nerves are all sensitized by the labor pain. And my son had a large head. I had to be cut in a very sensitive place so he could be brought into the world. I felt I was giving birth to a cannon! LOL So unless the kidney stone was the size of a melon and you had to be cut open so it could come out, I still win! LOL! Sorry for your pain, I just was trying to help you see it could be far worse. LOL

I couldn't have drugs with Rose, she would have died at birth. So no drugs could be administered.

You should have labored on hands and knees...works like a charm!!!! And cutting is just WRONG!
OK, I'll step down off my soap box now before I offend Dean.

[conversationpc]

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

I've had a kidney stone, too. We'll call it a draw.

No................Back labor is worse than regular labor, you hurt from your mid back all the way down to your feet. You feel the labor pain all over! The nerves are all sensitized by the labor pain. And my son had a large head. I had to be cut in a very sensitive place so he could be brought into the world. I felt I was giving birth to a cannon! LOL So unless the kidney stone was the size of a melon and you had to be cut open so it could come out, I still win! LOL! Sorry for your pain, I just was trying to help you see it could be far worse. LOL

I couldn't have drugs with Rose, she would have died at birth. So no drugs could be administered.

Just admit you wussed out.

I crapped out a huge double-decker in the toilet earlier this evening...Does that score me any additional pain points?

[Behshad]

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

No condolences needed as I didn't take a loss. Just a temporary setback.

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

I've had a kidney stone, too. We'll call it a draw.

No................Back labor is worse than regular labor, you hurt from your mid back all the way down to your feet. You feel the labor pain all over! The nerves are all sensitized by the labor pain. And my son had a large head. I had to be cut in a very sensitive place so he could be brought into the world. I felt I was giving birth to a cannon! LOL So unless the kidney stone was the size of a melon and you had to be cut open so it could come out, I still win! LOL! Sorry for your pain, I just was trying to help you see it could be far worse. LOL

I couldn't have drugs with Rose, she would have died at birth. So no drugs could be administered.

Listen and listen carefully. The kidney stone FEELS like a watermelon when it travels through ,while poking with it's sharp edges. Unless your kid had a head shaped like Lisa Simpson's , you lose.

[artist4perry]

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

I've had a kidney stone, too. We'll call it a draw.

No................Back labor is worse than regular labor, you hurt from your mid back all the way down to your feet. You feel the labor pain all over! The nerves are all sensitized by the labor pain. And my son had a large head. I had to be cut in a very sensitive place so he could be brought into the world. I felt I was giving birth to a cannon! LOL So unless the kidney stone was the size of a melon and you had to be cut open so it could come out, I still win! LOL! Sorry for your pain, I just was trying to help you see it could be far worse. LOL

I couldn't have drugs with Rose, she would have died at birth. So no drugs could be administered.

Just admit you wussed out.

I crapped out a huge double-decker in the toilet earlier this evening...Does that score me any additional pain points?

First explain how I "wussed out?" If I did my daughter would have died. Couldn't wuss out, I had to do it the hard way or she would have died. You really find out what you can do when you have something like that to deal with. I will give you brownie points for delivering your poo though. That's what friends are for!

[Melissa]

So glad both my babies were c-sections And my first was an emergency one too, but I'd STILL rather do that again 10 times over than the intended way

[conversationpc]

First explain how I "wussed out?" If I did my daughter would have died. Couldn't wuss out, I had to do it the hard way or she would have died.

You did notice the , right?

[artist4perry]

First explain how I "wussed out?" If I did my daughter would have died. Couldn't wuss out, I had to do it the hard way or she would have died.

You did notice the , right?

That is why I gave you Brownie points. Hugs. Sorry for your nut.

As for the Kidney stones, I know they hurt. But the kidney stone does not cut 3 inches from your vaginal opening to your rectum. On my first birth the doctor let my daughter tear her way out. The second one the doctor cut, and because of the previous tear I had complications healing. Infection in that area is no picnic either, ask some of these nurses! LOL!

[StevePerryHair]

So glad both my babies were c-sections And my first was an emergency one too, but I'd STILL rather do that again 10 times over than the intended way

Nah, my first was an emergency C and the other 2 were vbac epidural labors. I still felt things and vomited on anesthesia, but I'd STILL pick those over a c-section recovery!

[Deb]

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

No condolences needed as I didn't take a loss. Just a temporary setback.

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

I've had a kidney stone, too. We'll call it a draw.

Not even close. You win !

I'll only agree because there is ALWAYS the choice for an epidural in child labor :lol: No such luck with a kidney stone passing!

Not always. I had a 36 hour back labor, she even cracked my tailbone. Didn't get an epidural until between the 33-34 hour. LOL we had ONE child.

[artist4perry]

So glad both my babies were c-sections And my first was an emergency one too, but I'd STILL rather do that again 10 times over than the intended way

Nah, my first was an emergency C and the other 2 were vbac epidural labors. I still felt things and vomited on anesthesia, but I'd STILL pick those over a c-section recovery!

Yup, a C section recovery is bad! At least I did not have to go there. One great thing of Natural! C sections win. Hands down.

[Angel]

Infection in that area is no picnic either, ask some of these nurses! LOL!

What are you talking about, Ginger? Infected perineal lacerations are FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

[artist4perry]

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

No condolences needed as I didn't take a loss. Just a temporary setback.

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

I've had a kidney stone, too. We'll call it a draw.

Not even close. You win !

I'll only agree because there is ALWAYS the choice for an epidural in child labor :lol: No such luck with a kidney stone passing!

Not always. I had a 36 hour back labor, she even cracked my tailbone. Didn't get an epidural until between the 33-34 hour. LOL we had ONE child.

Back labor sucks. Ow she cracked your tailbone? How big was she?

[Melissa]

So glad both my babies were c-sections And my first was an emergency one too, but I'd STILL rather do that again 10 times over than the intended way

Nah, my first was an emergency C and the other 2 were vbac epidural labors. I still felt things and vomited on anesthesia, but I'd STILL pick those over a c-section recovery!

Nah The problems some women get with peeing when they just laugh or sneeze later on in life because of those deliveries still keeps me pretty happy mine exited north instead of south

[RossValoryRocks]

Kidney stones, racked nut sacks, C-sections, and epidurals??? WTF is this place coming to?

[Behshad]

First explain how I "wussed out?" If I did my daughter would have died. Couldn't wuss out, I had to do it the hard way or she would have died.

You did notice the , right?

That is why I gave you Brownie points. Hugs. Sorry for your nut.

As for the Kidney stones, I know they hurt. But the kidney stone does not cut 3 inches from your vaginal opening to your rectum. On my first birth the doctor let my daughter tear her way out. The second one the doctor cut, and because of the previous tear I had complications healing. Infection in that area is no picnic either, ask some of these nurses! LOL!

You labor lasted what , 12 hours ?! 24 hours ?! 72 hrs?!
Try 8 WEEKS of giving birth to a tiny shiny crystal that cuts and pokes for weeks. You lose. Give it up !

[Deb]

My condolences Dave. You need any vicodin, PM me, I received a fresh shipment yesterday.

No condolences needed as I didn't take a loss. Just a temporary setback.

All I have to say is Natural Child Birth....Back labor......no drugs, both children. I win. LOL!

I've had a kidney stone, too. We'll call it a draw.

Not even close. You win !

I'll only agree because there is ALWAYS the choice for an epidural in child labor :lol: No such luck with a kidney stone passing!

Not always. I had a 36 hour back labor, she even cracked my tailbone. Didn't get an epidural until between the 33-34 hour. LOL we had ONE child.

Back labor sucks. Ow she cracked your tailbone? How big was she?

8 lbs 5 1/2 oz, she was a healthy baby. My exhub and his brothers were all big babies.

[Angel]

So glad both my babies were c-sections And my first was an emergency one too, but I'd STILL rather do that again 10 times over than the intended way

Nah, my first was an emergency C and the other 2 were vbac epidural labors. I still felt things and vomited on anesthesia, but I'd STILL pick those over a c-section recovery!

Nah The problems some women get with peeing when they just laugh or sneeze later on in life because of those deliveries still keeps me pretty happy mine exited north instead of south

I've got some bad news for ya, Melissa....those things are a result of pregnancy, not vaginal delivery.

I had my first two natural and my next two with epidurals (wasn't really my plan but a whole other issue in and of itself) and if I had to do it again I'd go natural all the way...recovery was much easier and I could actually move.

Oh hell, I'm on my midwife soapbox again!!! SORRY!

[Angel]

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