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Postby Arianddu » Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:44 pm

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2013/03/vocal-coach-uses-sex-toys-to-fix-singers-voices/

It's actually pretty cool, but who could pass up that subject line?

The big question is, of course - how long before the loons start offering their vibes to Steve Perry? ;)
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Postby MotherCitay » Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:34 pm

Uh ... longer than it took for you to offer yours? :wink:
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Postby yulog » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:49 pm

Zing! :lol:
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Postby Jeremey » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:58 am

I tried this method but my gag reflex didn't allow me to reach my vocal cords.
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Postby RPM » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:20 am

Jeremey wrote:I tried this method but my gag reflex didn't allow me to reach my vocal cords.


oh my......LOL... :lol:
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Postby steveo777 » Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:09 pm

Jeremey wrote:I tried this method but my gag reflex didn't allow me to reach my vocal cords.


TMI! Stay out of your wife's toy box. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Arianddu » Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:18 pm

yulog wrote:Zing! :lol:


You think so? I found it a little bland, myself.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:40 am

I've heard chopping off your nuts make you sing in the higher register also.
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Postby collingwood » Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:52 pm

I bet a good old fashion Turkey Slap would work as well :lol:
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Postby collingwood » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:33 pm

I bet a good old fashion Turkey Slap would work as well :lol:
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:20 am

collingwood wrote:I bet a good old fashion Turkey Slap would work as well :lol:


Ok, so what is one of these?
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Postby pinkfloyd1973 » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:02 pm

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
collingwood wrote:I bet a good old fashion Turkey Slap would work as well :lol:


Ok, so what is one of these?




http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turkey+slap
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:01 am

Ok, now that we've "established" what this is, next question would be: who's the "beneficiary", the slapper, the slappee, or both? I think it's number 4....neither.
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