This is OFF TOPIC from the Styx discussion and music. I just received this from my brother and from about 5 other emails. I thought this was a VERY funny Ebay item and thought to share this with you for a laugh today:
Madame, thanks for the chuckle......this guy sounds like he'd fit in with all of us loonies who post here ! I wanna know how desperate the 5 women who proposed to him are ? Are good men in that short supply ? wow !