My God-it's true!
DDY, Yanni and Slim Whitman will be kicking America (and Guam's) ass with a full scale tour of excellence!
Lawrence Welk's corpse is being exhumed for certain dates and a wax replica of Liberace will be displayed on the secondary stage (it's a nude of course).
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